I’m tiktok(for legal reasons I am a gimmick blog)

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

bruh it’s only been 3 months what the sigma

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

I have walked upon my sister watching a grown man in a dress dancing to a lesbian song

what does this mean

[keikoyume]

How tall is your Gaster?

I’d say the size fluctuates according to his mood and to who he’s interacting with.

By default I’d think he’s pretty tall, around 2 meters (~6’5)

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

Goop man

[pukicho]

You really are a rock tho. Everyone else has changed, but you feel as immutable the universe

I am the one thing in life that won't let you down. We will share everything together. You will age and die and I will still be here, far afterwards

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

But ud be old and all like Gandalf

great pukicho the grey

[sm-baby]

Can we unlock the *kiss* ending???

You can... But itll cost you...

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

TAKE MY MONEY

[jumbleverse]

I know the story of the game is that cats are taking over the world and all so in the context of the game it makes sense, but like...

this flavor text is a bit much for a silly little game about cats.

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

IM STRONG

IM STRONG

I WOMT CRY

I WONT

(Obnoxiously loud sobs)

I WINT CRY

[the-battle-cats-unofficial]

I have a tissue for you, fellow pussy.

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

what did u just call me

also can I haf de tissue

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

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Meep (currently running a reverse image search rn I’ve seen a couple fake donation sites)

(just in case)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

I present to you all an alternative

savan

[korokor59513559]

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

This art is weirdly good

[licollisa]

In which Papyrus gets a diagnosis

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

awtysm ily bro

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

BREAKING NEWS

chatgpt has a sexypedia page

[disgustinggf]

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

Have u tried sitting

[totally-bing]

meat cleaver

[the-real-evil-7-eleven]

Hi, cleaver nice to meat you ! :3

[totally-bing]

i am this fucking close to snapping your neck off like a lego person

[royal-canadian-air-force]

I’ll pay you twenty bucks to do it

[totally-bing]

give me twenty minutes in a room with god and i'll do it for free

[apple-unofficial]

are you gonna fuck god?

[the-bargaining-melodiam]

god is sex repulsed but some of the other angels probably wouldn't mind it if that's your special sex thing, @totally-bing

[totally-bing]

can i fuck an exact replica of the big man himself because it's either him or nothing

[the-bargaining-melodiam]

I can create a replica for you just don't tell anyone

[totally-bing]

sounds like a deal

[the-bargaining-melodiam]

"Sign this totally not suspicious contract that will totally not give your soul to me"

(Contract TOS: Your soul belongs to me hazbin hotel style bitch)

[totally-bing]

okay well that sounds devilish in nature and i no longer trust you

[isuggestusingyourlocallibrary]

(+🪱)

[totally-bing]

oooh i do like worms

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

+🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

I just successfully crashed the worm stock market buying so many

[jumbleverse]

I know the story of the game is that cats are taking over the world and all so in the context of the game it makes sense, but like...

this flavor text is a bit much for a silly little game about cats.

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

IM STRONG

IM STRONG

I WOMT CRY

I WONT

(Obnoxiously loud sobs)

I WINT CRY

[sm-baby]

Ok but what if the original Surgeon comes back and they end up talking out their differences and now the Mom can actually have some help around the house for once.

girl's dead 😔 The Surgeon looted herbody

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

LOOTED

[goatsgomoo]

What's your favorite drink?

Water

Coffee

Tea

Vanilla Extract

Soda

Juice

Alcohol

Something Else

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024

[krystal-prisms]

Something is happening here

[intrinsically-inclined]

what the fuck is this

[bloodyraremedium]

guys the math isn't mathing

[walmart-the-official]

tumblr really did break on this one

[totally-france]

maths doin its thing again

[yahooo-official]

i think staff is trying to send us a message about vanilla extract. ignore them.

[putting-iris-in-places]

*chugs a whole thing of Vanilla Extract* is the ignore them talking about the staff or people like me who drink Vanilla Extract for some reason?

[yahooo-official]

staff ofc

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

HOW DID VANILLA EXTRACT LOSE

[pukicho]

There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.

[definitely-tiktok-trust]

I agree

what was that genre called again