I Just Like Tv Shows, Youtubers And Musicals.

They/them. Currently writing Spencer Reid fics (requests open). Frequent obsessions include: Starkid, Doctor Who, Supernatural, The Dragon Prince, Teen Wolf, Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington, Criminal Minds, Glee, Ethan Nestor.

[thedoctorisgroovy]

Schooled Masterlist:

For those of you following along with my Spencer Reid x Bau!Reader fic. I will try to update the chapters more regularly and I'm putting them all here so it's easier to find updates and chapters when you want them! This idea is based off a dream I had where I was working for the BAU undercover at school, trying to solve a kidnapping/disappearance and your bf Dr Reid is undercover with you. He accidentally kisses you during class and it compromises the investigation.

» Pairing: Spencer Reid x BAU!Reader

» Warnings/Tags: use of y/n in early chapters, established relationship, clingy!Spencer, clingy!reader, anxious!reader, gn reader, they/them pronouns, shooting injury mention, unsupportive family, bad relationship with readers family, angst, fluff, spencer being protective, typical CM violence, tiny makeouts, kidnapping,

» A/N: s3-5 Spencer, slight non canon character behaviours, slight non canon timeline (no Rossi or Gideon), most statistics are made up lmao.

Chapter 1 (posted June 27th)

Chapter 2 (posted June 30th)

Chapter 3 (posted July 10th)

Chapter 4 (posted July 30th)

Chapter 5 -TBC

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[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[thedoctorisgroovy]

You guys really need to watch Ani on youtube by Team Starkid

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[thedgeofsleep]

IRON LUNG (2026) dir. Markiplier

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[deathgasmic]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m at a point in my Spanish understanding where I can watch native content with subtitles but the problem is that nobody on planet earth has any respect for the art of making good subtitles no matter what language it is

[my-dailydreams]

[neenarchive]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[catboybiologist]

It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly

[anxeious]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[greymvs]

[nameless-ken]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[mortalfaerie]

trinity santos: gives a homeless guy she's known for 15 hours a place to stay and then covers his share of the rent for 10 months while he finishes school, consistently worries he'll be taken advantage of because he's a nice guy never mind the fact she's literally letting him live with her rent free, identifies and scares the shit out of a child molester where the system is otherwise failing, talks a stranger who attempted to end his life into seeking help, doggedly pursues a potential child abuse case and when she's wrong accepts it without pushback and turns her attention to treatment and being a good doctor, turns away from her charting that's stressing her out to go comfort a friend who lost a patient, invites mel out to do a stress relieving activity after what she sees is an incredibly taxing day, etc etc etc

some random tiktok commenter always: oh my god i can't stand santos she's so mean to everyone

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots