Mischievous_Prism

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[fi3fi3]

[crosbussy]

Ilya gets over his nicotine addiction no problem, but what he really can’t let go of is his addiction to cigarettes making him look cool as hell, and like five years into their marriage Shane finds Ilya “chain smoking” candy cigarettes in their backyard at 3am like a fucking animal and Shane just goes “…I feel like this is actually worse somehow.”

[handheldrope]

i know the talent show on that carrier goes fucking crazy

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Aerospace Engineer Looks at SM-13 for the First Time

So, I'm friends with someone who makes airplanes for a living. They wish to remain anon. I tossed them some SM-13 renders to see if they could make anything of it (for wiki purposes), and got this in response...

The only thing left they had to say:

[ministarfruit]

iron lung where everything is the same but the convict has to wear this hat

[gerardarthurway]

The horrors inside Classic Tractor magazine are not for the faint of heart

[mymoonandmyshane]

its obvious to the centaurs when shane and ilya are fighting. not because theyre arguing and yelling at each other all the time, but because they are perfectly cordial to each other during practice. they dont chirp, bicker about plays, or roll their eyes at the other’s antics. they bring valid criticsm and advice just like they would any other day, but its all perfectly professional.

im imagining theyre doing drills and shane’s like: your speed’s good but you could be sharper when turning

and ilya goes: okay thanks for the feedback, you could be more aggressive during a board battle for the puck

shane: will do, thank you

all the centaurs internally: fuckkkk theyre saying “thank you” to each other for correcting their hockey, do we need a marriage counselor?

crucially their fights usually only last a day or two, so one day the centaurs are at defcon 2 trying to force them into a closet to make out up, and the next theyre breathing sighs of relief at shane calling ilya an asshole

[horseshoe-crab-yaoi]

fuckkkk dude i think my propaganda puppet is becoming self aware... i gotta turn my opera signer back into an Evil Fucking Nurse

[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[fi3fi3]

Welcome To The Blood Parade!

AO3

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[soapsmoviesfootballfan]

[icemankazansky]

What the hell kind of breakup did Madmartigan and Airk have? because they are MESSY

[icemankazansky]

The face of a man who is 100% dtf but wants to fight battles side-to-side first

[icemankazansky]

Also I am 100% sure the script did not call for Madmartigan to be at least half naked 90% of the time. God bless Val Kilmer. You just could not keep clothes on that guy.

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[axei]

I'm a big fan of Jack canonically being on grindr.

I'm a bigger fan of Jack canonically using his grindr account for Torchwood recruiting.

[k-slash-s]

1x07 - What Are Little Girls Made Of?

[rainbowsuitcase]

Alpha Ice in a muzzle. That’s the horny thought of the day. He loves to bite so much, always leaves so many marks, it’s really inevitable that he forgets himself enough to break skin. So he gets put in a muzzle next time, as a precaution, and it stays on no matter how much he whines. He should be grateful that he gets to knot, really.