Siana Came Unglued

  So. I am a college freshman at the nation's oldest private military college. I am an addict to Sherlock, love Doctor Who, and, am a die hard Trekkie. I am a total Potter-head and a Tribute. I am a born-again Christian. I just found Game of Throne....I love it,...

[kitchendisease]

[nyemini-deactivated20250102]

oh go to hell

[theproblematicblogger]

*Puts ketchup on a banana* Aesthetic

[nyemini-deactivated20250102]

please don’t let there be a fucking banana with ketchup in a few seconds

[gameofthronesdaily]

Come with me, now! The dead don’t rest.

[the-littlelady]

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?

[thathealeygirl]

My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.

[thedoctorsbuttercup]

Oh god....mine is "say 'slur-a-shlong' 3 times fast"...

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

[thedoctorsbuttercup]

OMFG

[zackisontumblr]

which flavor would be your favorite?

[oreointrouble]

This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now.

[zackisontumblr]

update: my mom ate one of the bananas and yelled at me

[burgerpossum]

So i didn’t watch this cause like family but then I did and VANILLA SEXTRACT

[isanyonereallylistening]

I watched this with my grandma and she loved it lol

[acepasol]

god i want to buy condoms right now and taste them haha

[youwish-youcould-deactivated201]

This was really funny I’m upset

[queendelasnubes]

I’m crying from laughing so hard. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CONDOM!?

[raphaelsantiagos-deactivated201]

”Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the Unburnt, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.” 

[sakura-haruka]

I saw what my sins were. The gold i had, the wine i drank, the women i used, my ceaseless struggle to maintain my position. it was all part of a story. A story i was telling myself about who i was. A collection of lies that would disappear in the light. The people i was trying to climb away from, the beggars in the street, the poor, they were closer to the truth than i ever was. 

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

i just realized i have a real actual story that easily sounds like some crazy made up 2012 tumblr post

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

so about two weekends ago i was hopping on a plane to get back from an out-of-state convention. because i like to keep a tighter budget on con travel, i got a seat almost at the back of the plane where all the people with kids usually get seated because it’s near the toilets and far from the vip class. 

anyways i lug my carry-on bags to the 28th row where im supposed to sit my ass the fuck down for about 4 hours and get placed next to a lady and her 2 year old son who is mega energetic. thankfully i actually like kids, so i struck up conversation with her and started playing with her son. the little dude and i got along swimmingly and he even fed me animal crackers while we were up in the air and it was chill. 

this totally scored me some points with mom and so when the boy got busy on the tablet, i got to talk to her too. turns out she was roughly my age and working in the marketing department of an all-natural medicine research group. i’m a business student, so i decided to actually try networking for once in my life and ask her about her life and her interests. of all the things she could have listed she says to me:

video games.

and i’m like cool awesome i like video games what kind of games do you play? she lists off a couple, including kingdom hearts, which i was super big on in like high school, when i was a huge fucking axel/roxas (akuroku) and sora/riku (soriku) shipper (like obsessed shipping trash with omg yaoi squee and all holy hot damn). i was trying to establish common ground so i say oh hey i love kingdom hearts

and i swear to god she looks straight at me IN PUBLIC with her TWO YEAR OLD SON SITTING BETWEEN US and said “do you ship akuroku and soriku? they’re so cute together.”

the story ends with me being totally mortified and also admitting that i totally do and us adding each other on facebook and now she and her son are gonna come up and hang out with me this weekend and is also trying to help me get a job at the company she’s currently working at?? i successfully networked?? on a professional level?? because of gay ships and nerd culture?? anime wasn’t a mistake??

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

update: i got the job

[renirossi]

It’s LeviOsa, not LevioSA.

I like to believe that’s what they have engraved inside the rings. These beautiful cupcakes © JKR

[pettyrevenge]

I was at the post office one day when an elderly lady in front of me asked for a single stamp. 

Obviously considering this a waste of her time, the woman behind the counter makes a snorting noise, rips off a stamp and flicks it across the counter where it lands on the floor. She doesn’t apologise or offer the lady another stamp. The old lady considers for a second, picks up the stamp and leaves her 50 cent piece on the floor in its place. She says a cheery “Thank you!” and walks out, and the woman behind the counter has to walk around to pick up the money. 

It made me smile for the rest of the day. 

[micdotcom]

Watch: The contrast is clear, but the amount of love in the video is overwhelming.

[smoothhskinn-deactivated2013080]

[praeclarum-custodem-ovium-lupum]

me when food is ready

[hugvvarts]

“Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away, up the stairs. “What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from. “Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head. “But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.” 

[foradayofsky]

[kny111]

cultural appropriation 101

[haytham-senpai-deactivated20170]

Seriously guys, wearing a war bonnet without having to suffer blood, sweat and tears for it is so disrespectful to all the servicemen who have sacrificed their lives for this country.

[otipemisiw-deactivated20200516]

Finally someone stands up for my people and puts it into words that i couldn’t. Thank you!!!

[vivelafat]

I love the smell of cultural sensitivity education in the morning.

[thereisnodanni-onlyzuul]

Those pics are so sweet. <3

[biuntilprovenotherwise]

I genuinely didn’t know this thank you for educating me

[sixpenceee]

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE

[sixpenceee]

This post gained more than 100,000 notes in over a day. One of the most powerful things I ever posted.