Dude...Wait, What?

Okay, so my name is Amanda Marie. I'm in my 30s and I'm basically failing at life. I hope you enjoy your stay to the inside of my brain. I can't guarantee what you'll find here as it is always changing. Easily obsessed, easily annoyed, depressed, anxious, angry, sensitive, pensive, lively, excitable, short, sarcastic, weird, awkward, shy, opinionated, brutal, loving, needy, fidgetidy, crazy, ridiculous, mean, and a whole mess of other things. Fairies about to be punched

[schistcity]

earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

[thedoctorshufflepuff]

So this has been my view for the majority of the week. I don’t have stress or worries when I’m out here. I don’t feel trapped or like I’m losing the plot. I get to lay here and listen to tunes (and the gods damned cicadas screaming) read, and just exist. There really is no better feeling

[only-tiktoks]

[xeansicemane]

Ya'll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?

[death-limes]

the cultural perception that play is an inherently childish thing is one of the worst ideas to come out of modern civilization (in my very not-humble and objectively correct opinion)

[thenyanguardparty]

usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

[silentsepulchres]

just wait till you hear about the parking garage

[novlr]

The symbolism of flowers

Flowers have a long history of symbolism that you can incorporate into your writing to give subtext.

Symbolism varies between cultures and customs, and these particular examples come from Victorian Era Britain. You'll find examples of this symbolism in many well-known novels of the era!

Amaryllis: Pride

Black-eyed Susan: Justice

Bluebell: Humility

Calla Lily: Beauty

Pink Camellia: Longing

Carnations: Female love

Yellow Carnation: Rejection

Clematis: Mental beauty

Columbine: Foolishness

Cyclamen: Resignation

Daffodil: Unrivalled love

Daisy: Innocence, loyalty

Forget-me-not: True love

Gardenia: Secret love

Geranium: Folly, stupidity

Gladiolus: Integrity, strength

Hibiscus: Delicate beauty

Honeysuckle: Bonds of love

Blue Hyacinth: Constancy

Hydrangea: Frigid, heartless

Iris: Faith, trust, wisdom

White Jasmine: Amiability

Lavender: Distrust

Lilac: Joy of youth

White Lily: Purity

Orange Lily: Hatred

Tiger Lily: Wealth, pride

Lily-of-the-valley: Sweetness, humility

Lotus: Enlightenment, rebirth

Magnolia: Nobility

Marigold: Grief, jealousy

Morning Glory: Affection

Nasturtium: Patriotism, conquest

Pansy: Thoughtfulness

Peony: Bashfulness, shame

Poppy: Consolation

Red Rose: Love

Yellow Rose: Jealously, infidelity

Snapdragon: Deception, grace

Sunflower: Adoration

Sweet Willian: Gallantry

Red Tulip: Passion

Violet: Watchfulness, modesty

Yarrow: Everlasting love

Zinnia: Absent, affection

[your-average-bibliophile]

Always loved flower language

[thedoctorshufflepuff]

Had a soul-crushing realization. Not that I should care about it, but it hurts all the same.

[depsidase]

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

maybe if goyim talked to jews for once and/or used critical thinking skills they would stop falling for the stupidest shit. no, that post in Hebrew does not say "we dream of eating babies and establishing a zionist regime. we want the entire world to be jewish and we we stop at nothing." it is actually a recipe for salad dressing. but noooo you see the scary language with letters and words you dont know! you are terrified! so scared you forget the numerous options you have to translate this!

[horrorsoflife]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Women fear me, fish want me

[cipheramnesia]

At last, the blow fish.

[animentality]

[thedoctorshufflepuff]

So I’m super pro-choice. Especially since I’ve had to make that choice. And I know logically I’m better off having made that choice, but sometimes it’s hard to think logically about it. Because that baby could have been the best parts of both of us. It could have been amazing, and without a secondary thought I made the decision to end things at 8 weeks. I remember clearly only being able to keep down ckn tenders, Mac and cheese, and lemonade to the point that even afterwards if I ordered 2/3 of it I would be questioned. I remember referring to it as a xenomorph. I know that both parties are better off now. A part of my heart still breaks every time I think about what could have been.

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[omghotmemes]

The trickster

[unusualrussia]

Translate this meme for me, please.

[chestervelt]

“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”

“Oleg, what the fuck”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

What people think this means “I’ll use this as an excuse to do whatever I want all day instead of committing to other things that need to be done”

What it actually means “I’ll be obsessively checking the clock all day because I’m constantly worried I’ll be late if I don’t. I also worry that if I commit to doing anything else important that day it’ll distract me from the time and I’ll miss the appointment. This will be a day filled with anxiety and in no way relaxing until the appointment is over with"

[catchymemes]

[wheeloffortune-design]

…oh.

also, trying to have an artistic career at the same time? yeah no wonder i don’t meet my own expectations.

[constructionpaperandtears]

[thefeelsawaken-deactivated20170]

This is so special.