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Sadboi Romanposting hours XXIV/VIIDemiboy, he/they.

[flork-of-cows-official]

fish (ft. @PMSeymour & @hitherevox)

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[teaboot]

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

[teaboot]

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

[catasters]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Ok but that cat has fantastic swedish pronunciation

[yesterdaysprint]

The Wageworker, Lincoln, Nebraska, September 13, 1907

[guavamandering]

they should invent a more pleasurable way to be a creature of discipline

[en-theos]

ok who confused the archaeologists again

[en-theos]

please don't baffle the archaeologists, it triggers their alcoholism

[en-theos]

common misconception but confounded is NOT the natural state of the archaeologist. stop confounding them

[en-theos]

all archaeologist know how to do is dig, brush, and forage for sherds. a group of archaeologists is called a 'survey'. any and all info they source from 'real people with real skills and knowledge and common sense duh'. resourceful little creatures

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[phthalo-blue-witchcraft]

y'all know what's up

that's 19 JSTOR tabs open 😎

[jstor]

Impressive!

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[goracememy]

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[albertcamusofficial]

[acollectionofas]

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

[tamamita]

oh wooow

[naughtynanzhu]

[kimiko24]

Roman Coins ft Dogs