The Daily Prophet

Hello. I am Dylan. 16. Nerd.

[palmettofoxden]

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything else on my blog, but it’s a big fucking mood so…

[pettycentral]

[goldstreamers]

Who needs Halloween makeup when you already have the dark eye circles and the half dead look

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Send nudes, not nukes” is the “make love, not war” of this century

[hothautbois]

when your entire squad is in band and youre playing everyones favorite piece

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

[keylimetim-deactivated20181216]

They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

they would literally be 984 years old i………….

[sridevi]

[rightnowimloving]

[neornithes]

seriously, fuck the false dichotomy between Science and The Arts. as if capital-S Science isn’t an art that requires creativity, perseverance, patience, and skilled observation. as if The Arts don’t require rigor, discipline, practice, and attention to detail. as if both aren’t cultural structures that stand on foundations of sexist, racist, capitalist hierarchy. as if they both can’t be used for purposes of enrichment and revolution. i am so fucking over this idea of presenting science and art as opposites, when they have so much more in common than people think.

[ajaegerpilot]

UM!!!!!!! UM!!!! this is a beautiful post!!!! and I feel it with every part of my soul!

[slytherinnpride]

hp aesthetic → houses

“draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”

[thedthh]

You've been 16 for 2 1/2 years now. What's your secret???

I stole patty's immortality

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[the-office-daily]

Wise words from Dwight K Schrute

[tolkien-shitposting]

[whitneyhoustn]

“Sir, am I allowed to tell Ron and Hermione everything you’ve told me?”

[ryanbaileyhoward]

yall Kim K wore the same thing Phyllis wore at Robert California’s pool party

[thedthh]

Angelica and Eliza: take a break

Hamilton: I'm literally so busy I don't have time for ANYTHING

Washington: I know you're busy

Hamilton: lol no it's fine what do you need

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

i’m in this very odd bubble 

like logically, i know i have a lot to do

but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their faces to the glass, yelling and knocking, and like, my homework and emails are teaming up to make a battering ram and my job is trying to tunnel under and i’m just standing here watching it all in muffled, deaf silence like “ok”