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You ran a woman over this morning. Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley !

Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. I am going to be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true.

yall Kim K wore the same thing Phyllis wore at Robert California’s pool party

Avoid arguments this Thanksgiving with the phrase, “The only thing that should be roasted this Thanksgiving is the turkey, not me.”

Is there no way we can get rid of him? Not without cause, Michael.

The USA

We got through a 2 term extremely right wing president, immediately preceded by a 2 term extremely left wing president. We will survive.

Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during the zombie apocalypse.

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox

i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

i cant believe youre still human

Please

Yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately some have escaped.

“A long long time ago” and “far far away” mean the same thing in astronomical terms.

Just part of the chef life 🍽🌯🐣

When saying “World Wide Web” we say “w-w-w,” although “World Wide Web” has 3 syllables and “w-w-w” has 9.

Two slices of bread are competing in a boxing match. Before the round starts they say, “Let’s get bread-y to rumble!”

Lean on Jesus. Be honest. Be vulnerable. He knows. He sees. He heals.

Jefferson Bethke (via bethkejefferson)

My name is TREVIN with an "IN"