The Duck Swarm

They will come for you...

[everythingfox]

Cat playing the blues

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[adamthegirl]

[starinyourhand]

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

[atopcat]

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

[justcatposts]

Cat missile: engaged 

(via)

[cupcakesofchaos]

The fact that the cat fell out and was like “oh shit wait, let me back in” makes it so much better. They’re not just pleasantly tolerating this, it’s a theme park attraction for cats

[joasakura]

NYOOM

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[emiko-matsui]

monster factory is actually revolutionary because it's a big brother watching his little brother playing video games which has never happened before in the history of video games

[justcatposts]

Here he comes with his toy 

(via)

[catchymemes]

[jiubilant]

the college of winterhold is my favorite skyrim faction because they're terrible but not as overtly as all the other factions. when you join you're treated to a deceptively mundane tour of the campus and a deceptively mundane magic lesson but every part of the questline from then on, from "let's take the new apprentices tomb-raiding" to "a vast majority of our students staged a rebellion, plundered the library, and are now in fellglow training battle spiders" to "we're uncomfortable with answering your questions, ask the prophet we keep locked in the dungeon," reaches a new level of suspect and hysterically funny. i absolutely believe these people caused the great collapse

[yugaks]

me cooking

[femaille]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[recuperationdisliker]

[yugaks]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

the entire mario party cast shows up at my funeral

[catwithbenefits]

Waluigi looks like he’s trying to hide his excitement

[slowbrodawg]

It’s okay i left him everything in my will

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[ltkarinkoenig]

covid-19 commercials

[tlirsgender]

Star trek is cool but sometimes you can tell it was written by white people

[tlirsgender]

Billy shat, narrating: the savage alien race,

Me:

[tlirsgender]

I think about that tweet about "you can tell star trek was made by white people because they're talking about 'to boldly go where no one has gone before' and then like 90% of the planets they go to are inhabited" every day

[sindri42]

Star Trek squeezed like 30 episodes about how racism is stupid into a total of 79 episodes, and cast a black woman as one of the highest officers of the most important vessel humanity had produced, all in a time period in which suggesting that blacks or women were people in public had about a 50:50 chance of getting you beaten.

[tlirsgender]

Alright first of all.

>"blacks"

Secondly I'm aware of all this and if you check my blog it's pretty evident that I love this show I just didn't slap disclaimers on this post bc I didn't expect it to blow up as much as it did

I'm. Native. And made a not-even-half-serious post about the colonialist overtones that bug me sometimes. That's what this post was about

Tos was an incredibly groundbreaking show for its time and is still better than a lot of media today! I know this! I'm not denying this! It's just getting a wee bit tiring hearing people in my notes argue with me about my one (1) criticism of it

[tlirsgender]

Also if y'all could rb this version that might save me some headaches thanks 💚

[1eos]

it's 2020...... stop being nice to racists

[1eos]

racists get more second chances nd more empathy than the black nd brown ppl they hate. there is no harmless racism there is no casual racism. racists do not deserve to be coddled i don't care how old they are or where they grew up. black nd brown CHILDREN are killed everyday by racist systems so white CHILDREN can face the consequences of their racist actions. stop saying shit like 'educate them' it's 2020 if you're racist you deserve to get your shit rocked. period

[socialistbunny]

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[mostlyireblogdudesfucking]

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

[warmhappycat]

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

[the-sapphic-raven]

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

[official-lucifers-child]

me, about to shake a guys hand: when did you last wash your hands?

guy, getting nervous: uh, this morning?

me, immediately leaving: disgusting

[catchymemes]

[mrjinx87]

FUN FACT: I’m actually *further* to the left now than I was in my 20s!

[not-caused-by-those-who-love]

I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”