ART OF MOVING ON.

DYLAN CARTER: Seventeen and known as the bitch's twin. You know that saying about twins? Yes, you do. You know, the whole: "It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins"? See, I knew you knew it. Well, I hate to break it to you, but it's complete and utter bullshit. It's double the screaming and double the curse, and double the trouble that'll end in divorce." Not quite as pretty and heartwarming as the former, no? Well, that's the reality of it, for you. Two girls with the same face and all too different personalities isn't as much fun as you may think. It may have been "cute" on The Parent Trap or Full House, but I can promise you it's anything but. The name's Dylan Carter. Yes, the sister of the old self deemed HBIC, Lauren Carter (when, in reality, she was more of just the HB). Let's get one thing straight though: I'm not my sister. We may look alike, but I'm not a North Side bitch. And I never will be.

[rose-says-hello-blog-blog]

"That;s true, but I myself, am not graduating until next year."

[thedylancarter]

...yeah, same here. But still. Point made.

[findnina]

Dammit.. Do I still look hot?

[thedylancarter]

Always.

[kendra-stevens-deactivated20141]

Oh— Well… I guess you’re entitled to your opinion, then.

[thedylancarter]

Yeah, but...hey. I'm Dylan.

[shrinkydinkxdamien-blog-deactiv]

Yeah, no problem.  

[thedylancarter]

You might want to know a person before you judge them, though.

[juliana-writes-blog]

Look, I can’t really talk right now. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a bit busy attempting to write a seven page essay in one night.

[thedylancarter]

Waiting 'till last minute, Aubreigh? Tsk, tsk.

[dahliakahn]

I say some pretty cool shit, Dill Pickle.  You’re gonna have to agree with me a lot.  That’s just natural.

[thedylancarter]

I am not going to just be your "yes man," Axel.

[kendra-stevens-deactivated20141]

Y’ouch! I wouldn’t go that far. I mean, it was just a joke.

[thedylancarter]

No, it's not even just that. It's a bunch of things.

[blankblogggggg]

I won’t you’ve just gotta trust me - woah that was close.

[thedylancarter]

So you say right before you almost die. Huh.

[kendra-stevens-deactivated20141]

Yep. But in his defense, I’m kind of a fucking catastrophe and a danger to myself and others when given chemicals.

[thedylancarter]

Justified, maybe, but teacher's are still fucking idiots.

[thedylancarter]

//001: Shake It Off (Taylor Swift) //002: Amnesia (5 Seconds of Summer) //003: Kiss Me (Cover by The Fray) //004: All About That Bass (Meghan Trainor) //005: End Up Here (5 Seconds of Summer). //006: Really Don't Care (Demi Lovato ft. Cher Lloyd). //007: Don't Trust Me (3OH!3) //008: For the Love of a Daughter (Demi Lovato). //009: Remember When (Chris Wallace) //010: Fire Starter (Demi Lovato). //011: Heart Like Yours (Willamette Stone) //012: Say My Name (Destiny's Child).

[thedylancarter]

I'm sorry, did you need something?

[blankblogggggg]

"So I got really bored today and decided to try and learn a new skill, isn’t it awesome?!"

[thedylancarter]

Please try to not crash and die, please.

[findnina]

On a scale of one to ten, how shitty do I look?

[thedylancarter]

...seven.

[alison-manning-deactivated20141]

Why do the weekends insist on going by so fast?

[thedylancarter]

Because we actually want them to stay, and therefore, they screw us over and go by fucking fast.

[thedylancarter]

Text ⇢ ♢ | All Contacts | ♢

autumn: hey, i lost my teddy bear

autumn: will you sleep with me instead?? ;)))))

autumn: no but srsly my teddy bear fell out the window and now i cant find it

Dylan: Yeah, how old are you?

Dylan: In your dreams, babe.

Dylan: How did your teddy bear /fall out a window?/

[wrentho]

Uh… Yeah. I did.

[thedylancarter]

You don't sound so sure.

[brckendiana]

"Who’s stupid idea was it to have cheer practice the day after homecoming? I swear to fucking god I almost puked ten times today."

[thedylancarter]

I assume it was the cheer coach's, babes. Maybe cheer practice wasn't the best thing to go to after how much you dank?