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@theechoofkarma
would you like to buy some turnips
Really ? Give me one good reason why I should believe you .
i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
Mieczysław “Stiles” Stilinski
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO PRONOUNCE STILES’ NAME? I DON’T WATCH THIS SHITTY SHOW ANYMORE SO I DON’T KNOW HOW THE SHERIFF SAID IT! SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE!!
I love the sound of the innocent laughing.
This is what I imagine having children is like
is that a property brother
It was
@theicebergfromtitanic
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
Sunny tell them about the cages
most of ours have a cage on both ends for those feeling extra brave, you just stand there on your feet, hold on to he bars and scream as you get completely lifted off the ground when it comes down at full speed
This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?
rest in fucking pieces
nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL
starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up
a meaningful and relatable tweet
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
one of the funniest things about the “kids are exposed to too much violence nowadays” arguments
is that people literally used to be executed in the town square and entire families would go out to watch these people be killed and it was a huge event and people thought it was great fun
I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!
shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
Hammer of Thor is #1 on the New York Times bestseller list. Thank you, readers!
OneRepublic performing Kids on the TODAY Show (October 12, 2016).