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I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

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Not a question but thought you might enjoy this headcanon. Stumbled across your "schooling dumbasses about Jim Crow laws in relation to Alastor" post earlier and was thinking about his tendency to go after racists (and also people who disrespect or hurt women, based on his comic). One of the nitpicks I see from people who dislike Hazbin is "Where are the racists and other discriminatory sinners?" And while I feel that the obvious answer is that the show doesn't want to touch certain topics because they're too controversial or painful (racism, pedophilia, etc.), I do personally enjoy the idea that the reason is that the most powerful sinner in hell is a mixed Creole guy from Jim Crow era Louisiana with a known penchant for murdering racists.

"Oh why isn't there a community for racists like Cannibal Town lol" Because Alastor would eat them bro. Big fan of the idea that any racists who remain alive in hell have to hide their sins and live in constant fear. You know, the kind of fear they inflicted on people while alive. Some Klan member shows up in hell and immediately learns that that stuff doesn't fly here because the Radio Demon hates people like them in particular. Alastor is kind of a boogeyman for everyone but for them in particular. The concept makes me smile.

Anon, your mind!!

Picture Alastor going absolutely hog wild on racists in hell, because now he doesn’t have to be careful, now there are no consequences to getting caught, now he’s the one with all the power.

There’s no police to stop him. No laws. Jim Crow doesn’t exist in hell.

He’s free to do everything he’s ever wanted to do to the men that could have had him lynched in life for breathing at them wrong.

You best believe he targets them immediately. Devours them, features them in his broadcasts.

You learn very quickly what being racist near the Radio Demon results in.

Imagine other sinners, Sinners who have experienced the same discrimination but lack Alastor’s strength, using this to their advantage. Baiting racists to go off in proximity to Alastor. And then sitting back and watching the carnage.

Like the Radio Demon is dangerous, but he’s EXTRA dangerous to one specific group in particular.

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i wonder if Alastor will project his own views and experiences of family dynamics onto the Morningstars in season 3. He's clearly very interested in both Charlie and Lucifer, and has BIG opinions about the kind of father Lucifer is. I wonder if Alastor is gonna be the little gremlin in people's ears sowing discord.

Charlie is "filled with potential he could guide", what better way to guide her than to insert himself as someone who will listen and give her advice about her family. Cultivate the animosity that already exists towards Lucifer. Encourage Charlie to do things because "Lilith would be proud of her" for doing them, even if that's not necessarily true. but she wants to please her mother so so badly, so she's vulnerable to the framing.

Attacking Lucifer's already fragile confidence with his needling.

Making himself ever so available and helpful to Lilith to earn her trust. Just like he did with Charlie.

Doing all this as much as for power as for the childish desire to ruin the happiness of others because it working out for them would challenge the things you think about the world.

Alastor my scheming eunuch.