alicorn princess

all yours

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[retrowar]

[realitytvgifs]

[recharm-deactivated20140718]

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

[c-teardrops]

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

[lovedrought]

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

[laurbyboom]

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

[laurbyboom]

[zodiacdicted]

The Moon Signs & Sadness

Aries Moon: Sadness leaves them lazy and empty

Taurus Moon: Sadness chews away at their brain / obsesses over feeling

Gemini Moon: Urges to express their sadness / doesn’t understand it / wants to relate to others’ sadness

Cancer Moon: Sadness comes in waves / they let it come and go

Leo Moon: Hides a sad heart behind confidence and sometimes cheeriness

Virgo Moon: Tries to ignore sadness / has a hard time with acceptance

Libra Moon: Sadness hurts but they hide it behind a smile or calmness

Scorpio Moon: They feel like their drowning / needs time for healing

Sagittarius Moon: Is processed as an annoyance / easily crashes with actions / needs to be patient to open up emotionally

Capricorn Moon: Sadness clouds thier mind / slowly eats away at them

Aquarius Moon: Denys sadness / can get lost in their own mind

Pisces Moon: Sadness can consume them / they need an escape

[tvpixels]

[weiila]

The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation.

[whitetigerdemoness]

ok but you say this….then don’t give us pictures 

[weiila]

LOOK AT THESE RIDICULOUS THINGS

[brigdh]

And it gets even weirder!

The shell of the nut itself:

contains a resin that’s so toxic just touching it causes burns to the skin, similar to poison ivy. Which is why cashews are never sold unshelled, because processing them requires safety measures like this:

How humanity ever figured out to eat this nut is beyond me.

[rowandriftwood]

In case you ever wondered why cashews are so expensive. Now you can wonder why they aren’t more expensive.

[animatedamerican]

what i’m wondering now is how anybody ever found out that you could eat cashews

[nymph1e]

OK but you seem to underestimate how scarce food could get for people, and how desperate they become to try anything. If eating it raw kills you? try cooking it because we’re gonna starve to death anyway. Cooking it kills you? Try cooking it a different way. Touching it is painful? Try washing it, or extracting the inner bit and washing that.

There’s this plant that’s eaten by aboriginal people of australia around where I live. Only certain parts of this plant can be eaten, and even then only if those parts are cooked exactly right, kept at a certain temperature for a certain amount of time. And it has to be exactly that amount of time as both undercooking it AND overcooking it are deadly.

The history of food is a history fraught with countless, terrible deaths because we are so stubborn that when faced with starvation, we will fucking eat poison again and again until it’s not poison anymore.

[note-a-bear]

Some Paleolithic chef “I know like five people died already, but I think I got it this time.”

Some different, starving, Paleolithic person “fuck it bro. Gimme the nut.”

[utwo]

FLOPHOUZE  HOTEL

© flophouze.com

[spideyforce]

dance if you’re still alive and have trilogies to finish

[strangehorse]

i’ve never seen the cha-cha slide look cool before and i’m very perturbed rn

[fuocogo]

T’chacha

[determinate-negation]

why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster

[vaporize-employers]

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

[khaleesiofalldragons-deactivate]

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

[determinate-negation]

“i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds”

[for-those-rainy-days-blog]

[universalfanfic]

writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

[alyxrae]

I feel this on a spiritual level.

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[bob-belcher]