Bat Family Confidential’s

Don’t ask me how I know this I just do

[allpinkandgoldandglittering]

POV: you just walked in on your parents making out while being shot at

[the-random-factor]

[writerxwren]

This man has NO idea what's going on sksksjsjshd 🤣

[ghostwalkers]

JOHN WALKER, AVA STARR, and YELENA BELOVA Thunderbolts* (2025)

[puryartist]

[sing-us]

나의 바보들

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[beardedmrbean]

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

[beardedmrbean]

[quakerjoe]

[animentality]

[robs-your-robins]

One of the best parts of reading Batman and The Signal was the banter between Duke and Jason based on their districts in Gotham. And I think it would be hilarious if we saw more of that.

Duke: Why are you slowing down? It’s straight on.

Jason: I’m trying to figure out if this is the turn or if these co-ordinates are off.

Duke: It’s literally down there. Look, big sign. Can your Crime Alley ass not read?

Jason: At least we can read the street signs.

Duke: You don’t have street signs. You have arrows spray‑painted on trash cans.

Jason: Better than the Narrows. You get lost and you fucking pray Killer Croc jumps up from the sewers and fucking eats you just so you don't have to spend another second on those streets.

Duke: At least we have streets. Crime Alley is just a string potholes holding hands and one burning trashcan.

Bruce, over comms: Signal, Red Hood, table your conversation or you can get your asses back to the Cave.

Steph, over comms: Get a load of this Crest Hill bitch.

Jason: Stand your HOA ass stand down, Spoiler. Widow Creek isn't that great.

Steph: At least we have running water and flushing toilet, Park Row bitch. And before you even start Drake, your Bristol ass is on thin ice.

Tim, not even working that night: The fuck did I do??

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[viralfrog]

[carolbud]

watch the bow!

[theendlessnessofbeingme]