be afraid of the dark

fry | he/they | 23 |

[dominicanmermaid]

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[seinfeldr]

[weedclown69]

condescending lecturejob from a girl with huge morals

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[my-dad-named-me-goose]

happy Halloween guys

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[kosmogrl]

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

[kosmogrl]

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

[techhermeticism-deactivated2019]

you only like me for who I am

[kill-th3-p4rty]

geoff in the 90s: i can’t let anyone know i write porn they’ll think it’s anti feminist :(

gerard in the 90s: NO BUSTED BROADS IN MY VOMIT PORN VIDEOS

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

This is me btw

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[yellow-cat]

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[cybermanes]

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

[sailermoon]

trying an experiment where i don't reach for my phone as soon as i wake up just to replicate the feeling of childhood and waking up with fuck all to do