Caitlin @theescapedprisoner - Tumblr Blog

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anyone else relate

midnightclover

theescapedprisoner

One word: housemates

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anyone else relate

midnightclover

exhaustedpigion

anxietyproblem

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#cats

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A dick move is a bad thing, but a ballsy move is usually a good thing.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it's absolutely outrageous to me that humans can't easily reattach body parts. most of the time when someone "loses" a finger (for example) that finger is not actually lost! it is briefly separated from the body but it's usually still THERE in the same room! you should be able to pick it up and pop it back on like a mr. potato head accessory. there should be a time limit--if you reconnect the vacationing body part in under say 15 minutes then that's a freebie, no harm done. i am livid over this state of affairs. i am starting a petition

misstermushroomsir

I remember having a similar existential reaction to learning that lost limbs don’t grow back.

Child me: what do you mean. but I’m a child. I’m not done growing yet.

Older sib: it doesn’t work like that

Child me: ok but IM NOT DONE GROWING YET. If I lose a leg now, it should just grow back. no harm done. it’s a freebie. like with teeth. Lose one, no problem. Grow another.

Older sib: ok but you know you don’t get unlimited teeth right?

Child me: what

Y’all I swear I had a breakdown just worrying about the possibility of losing one of my “permanent” teeth and being toothless 😭

@snakegay

@white-bread-boyfriend

@twilightrenaissance

@frogparty

I hope you are proud of your masterpieces

#resippy #diamints #sparkli #ingredience #pomy granite #pakige #apocalypse #there are five horsemen now not four

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

emeraldmercury

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

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So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

thykingdomcole

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!