Timeless @theeuropeankid - Tumblr Blog

Would you help me if I'm sick and I can't take care of the house? Would you kiss me every day as you walk in the door? Would you cook with me while we dance and sing along to music? Would you choose me, every day? Would you let me rest my head on you while you play with my hair? Will you help me clean without getting angry about it? Would you?

xinger1424

You deserve someone who never stops trying to show you how much you mean to them, even after they have you.

kalindashepard

I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

whitepeopletwitter

weaselle

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

disgustinggf

teathattast

legend-tripper

itallstartedwithakiss

doccywhomst

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

i-t-s---l-i-z-z-y

slfcare

good things to pay attention to more often

the color of trees

clouds and how they look different throughout the day

the different colors the mornings can have. sometimes it's an orange hue and sometimes pink and sometimes it's too misty to tell

pretty color schemes in random places (the trees and your neighbors wooden patio and the color of their car)

the states of the vehicles passing you by, dents and scratches and the different trinkets suspended from their rearview mirrors

the sound of silence

the shadows the lights cast in your home, like how sunset looks different than sunrise, and the shadows the sun casts look different than those of your lamps and candles

pretty details in buildings and houses like certain types of windows or doorknobs or archways

the movement of things in the wind. flags, leaves, flowers, people's hair and coats