Old Internet Hag

My little corner of the internet. Here, there be monsters.

[ammnontet]

hitchhiking

[henrykathman]

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows

Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

[Alt Text: Original comic created by cooltimeonline. A man laying on a therapist's couch, talking to the logo of the Guardian, "Oh the Guardian, I'm just feeling real low." The Tv shows a picture of the cow from the article and responds, "COW TOOLS CONFIRMED," gaining the man's attention, who says, "Oh shit, for real?]

[yanguang]

cow tools real..

[ammnontet]

hitchhiking

[craftingcreatures]

Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example

Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap

[theevilthatliterallylivesinsideu]

Him so tini

[targetedknowledge]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jezabellesunshine]

Origin story for Kingskin.

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[official-boob-posts]

I love when I see videos on other sites and they find they’re way to me naturally

[saywhat-politics]

In 1941, Irving Berlin wrote a song called “When That Man Is Dead and Gone” about Hitler.

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[yellbug]

the word "difficult" just autocorrected to this right before my eyes i feel like i am undergoing forced glindafication

[isabellecantread]

what is happening in my lecture

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[dasistblod]

Steve: ....in nineteen eight-

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[inthefallofasparrow]

King of Swords