I love how Eggsyâs attitude to fighting has gone from (àž'Ì-âÌ)àž to (ââżââż).
Nice job, Harry.
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I love how Eggsyâs attitude to fighting has gone from (àž'Ì-âÌ)àž to (ââżââż).
Nice job, Harry.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: Whatâs going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okayâŠwe can fix this, donât cry, see, itâs fine now? Just be more careful when youâre adding the Newtâs eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when heâs dealing with people that claim to know what theyâre doing and clearly dont, when heâs teaching heâs very kind and patient because theyâre still learning.
Heâd probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
this is everything I have ever wanted and THEN some
âAbout Rayâ Trailer
TRANS MOVIE TRANS MOVIE YESSSS
My mum didnât know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling âHow To Get Away With Murderâ
Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard âmurder will not be tolerated in this familyâ lecture
I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE
the standard âmurder will not be tolerated in this familyâ lecture
thereâs not anyone on my dash talking about obamaâs plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone whoâs willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy shit???????
On her 90th birthday grandma Heather Brooks got her first tattoo. She chose a Cancer Research pink ribbon to signify her victory after a five year battle with cancer.
via Things & Ink
This gives me all the feels.
But what are you gonna think in 30 years when youâre 120?
that comment made my day
The best slapdowns of 2014
The Canadian delegation at Nato posted this sarcastic tweet with a map highlighting âRussiaâ in red and âNot Russiaâ in blue. The tweet was described as Canadaâs most aggressive act since 1812.Â
The tweet was described as Canadaâs most aggressive act since 1812.Â
why does this make me feel mad
Because heâs considered powerful, and sheâs considered a whore.
*shots fired*
i think they were referring to the fact that thEYâRE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE
Some days are good⊠and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy.
oh my fucking god.Â
Okay NOW Iâm reblogging this.
sunset on mars by the spirit rover 2005
do you understand this IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET HOLY SHIT YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER OUT THERE
DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT CLICKING ON THE PHOTOO!! Amazingggggg
#bitches ainât shit and they ainât saying nothing #a hundred mothafuckas canât tell me nothing
When a vampire washes itself, rain will fall from heaven. Thus, when a drought occurs, nobles send all their men to wash, because any of them may be a vampire.
From Agnes Murgociâs 1927 paper The Vampire In Roumania, as found in The Vampire Casebook compiled by Alan Dundes
This is so amazing to picture. Like ok men, we know PROBABLY some of you are vampires. IT HAPPENS. This is old timey Romania. Thatâs how it works. So hey donât worry, no questions asked, personal business is personal business, but if EVERYONE would just go take a shower we would really appreciate it. Thanks.Â
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WHY IS THERE A CRESCENDO UNDER A REST?!?
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS OH MY GOD
Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.
Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.
This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the âstupid fucking crabsâ into moving so we could count them properly.
SCIENCE
thank you
this is one of the best comments this post has recieved
I have witnessed:
Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, âShhh, here she comes!â While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, âYou! I called your office but you werenât there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU werenât there!â
Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, âCome out of the damn office. You havenât left for days. If you didnât have a couch in there Iâd be concerned as to where you were sleeping!â
A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, âsecurity stopped me because Iâm dressed like a hobbitâ
Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.
Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by âguessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it landsâ
Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.
A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.
I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanityâŠ
Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.
-Â I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because âyouâre not underage in Costa Rica and weâll be up all night with the bats anyway!â
- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night.Â
- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.
- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road.Â
- âYeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.â
- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it.Â
a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work
"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"
The prof Iâm working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded âyesâ she replied, âsee, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. Youâre actually useful.â
I then let her into her office.
The professors named our group the KGB as a joke. One of them has a building named after him.
when i was a grad student, i got my trip to a conference paid for on the condition that at 4am i went and fetched {super big name prof} out of a strip club and fed him enough coffee for him to give the keynote first thing :)
Today we were talking about sexuality in psychology and at one point we were talking about homosexuality in animals and my teacher says âso if homosexuality is something that occurs in the wild, what can we infer about it?â
And unanimously the whole class goes âitâs natural.â And I was trying to blink away tears because Iâd never heard a group of 30 people agree so easily before. It was just so powerful.
"Itâs natural"
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Class war.