give me spinoffs or give me death

Jalyn [Jay-lynn]. 27. Biromantic ace disaster. Fangirl of way too many things to count. Formerly barricademojo. Writer by night, mess by day. My dogs are my life.

[thefaebae]

i have spent five and half years creating a superhero universe that will never see the light of day for various reasons, but, perhaps the biggest of them all:

i have a dumb brain that double-guesses itself every five minutes and has me leave characters and story lines in hiatus for ridiculous amounts of time or just disappear into the void forever to the point that not even quarantine can fix it

[lousysharkbutt]

tfw siblings

[thefaebae]

Villain of the week: The next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete.

Kate: Mood.

Clint: Same.

Barney: Me.

[babyanimalgifs]

I’m begging you to look at this.

[gaycism]

[sweetgerlion]

The Bathtub Scene but with Careless Whisper playing in the background 😏

[apetemoss]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

😂

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[doriangray-deactivated20200523]

what would dionysus wear if he was in the modern day?

[deadpanwalking]

[girlbossjodiarias]

#needless to say this is a pussy out look

[hrmsketches]

[chotomy]

i am on the FLOOR

[strawbebbynya]

@genderhawk

[catasters]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[waittosparkle]

Me.

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[fantasticfables]

Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh is on the brink of a discovery about himself that he might not have anticipated before!!!

[mobileleprechaun]

when Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh first laid eyes on Mr. Steele:

[dailystevegifs]

king of social distancing

[catchymemes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i just found out how garlic grows and i’m about to scream at someone. what madness 

[world-of-random]

Gaud tell us the disastrous way it grows

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

check out this nonsense 

preposterous. unreasonable. utter lunacy. 

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave