Smidgens of Internet

[trapcard]

LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

[enjistier]

I had to do it

[screwyouandrew]

Tis that very lit time of year…..

Video by snakebuddies🐍

[mutantenfisch]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN MY FRIENDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

[cherryybbyy-deactivated20230501]

[awesome-picz]

[daftpunkblogger]

Are they on a date

[ushas42]

“Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content.”

This? In particular? Pisses me off. I hate it.

I hate the implication that all porn is interchangeable and devoid of cultural value, so it’s no big deal when a decade’s worth of creative endeavor produced by a vibrant subculture is destroyed, because, whatever, it’s just dirty pictures.

I hate the disingenuous inability to see a distinction between a website that is about porn only, and a website that allows people to blog about all of their interests and aspects of their lives including sex and porn because those are normal parts of the human experience.

It’s the most tone-deaf bullshit.

[xpinkneko]

[nateswinehart]

You gotta have a plan…

[crossed-quills]

This is the mist motivational and inspiring thing I’ve seen all goddamn week

[moonlight-and-mantles]

This is incredible.

[transmlmz]

Gays!! Wake up!!

[transmlmz]

GAYS

[eridanus-supervvoid]

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[wewouldbeheroes]

THIS IS LITERALLY UNHhhh

[loopybird]

@mifengdianying

[ohcorny]

(*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

[dio-archive]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[purplepadlock]

[quacktales]

[vaporwavevocap]

Good post.

[blind3dbylight]

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.