toot scoot and boogie

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

[inzergue]

[somefrog]

[inzergue]

[languageoclock]

i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????

[languageoclock]

?????????????????

[victrine]

they sent you a snack

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[thefartpimp]

ghostsare real

[unpredictablememes]

[brucebocchi]

[peta2]

Do you?

[vilebeggar-deactivated20170618]

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

what did he discover

[lanthiimos-deactivated20180114]

i hope all this worm positivity isn’t irony. like i hope u all truly appreciate worms and aren’t doing this for the jokes :^/

[powerburial]

*banging on my dashboard with a broom* wheres the fucking posts

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

*hurriedly gluing googly eyes to an old post as my entire house shakes from the force of the broom* they’ll be j-just a minute!

[thefartpimp]

ive convinced myself my dog gave me worms so every 5 minutes i go into the bathroom and shine a flashlight down my throat to see if i can see any worms crawling up

[joshpeck]

when Vanessa Carlton changed "Do you think time would pass ME by?" to "Do you think time would pass US by?" in the bridge of 'A Thousand Miles' > The Beatles entire discography

[left-reminders]

[dankmemebrowser]

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

[chief0keefe]

blue and light blue nice try officer

[onlyprincegifs]

[clickholeofficial]

Come on people. The time is now. Reblog to send this kid to space camp. #SendHimToSpaceCamp

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

good luck at space camp mother fucker

[beekeep]

a watched pot never boils but

an unwatched pot boils over

[classicmeevs]

Over what

[worm]

over and out