[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[knitforbrains]

Fuck people like this. Don’t undercharge.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough

[marvelcomicstv]

[the-memedaddy]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[iamsherlokid]

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

[elmarrikh]

worked for me last time :) 

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

IT WORKS

[decayinginfrontofme-blog]

you know what? I don’t think children should be kissing in shows & movies. I mean if you think about it, adults are writing scripts, and then making child actors, who are almost always extremely uncomfortable and usually do not want to do it,  kiss in front of said adults, mainly for the enjoyment of other adults. It’s just creepy if you think about it for like 5 seconds, and given the huge amount of pedophiles working in the entertainment industry, it becomes even creepier. 

I mean you don’t have to totally get rid of stories about children having crushes & dating and what not, but it can very easily be done without showing them kissing and stuff. 

[rattle-my-stars]

ok for real, I just watched the beyond stranger things discussion with the actors and the Max/Lucas kiss was apparently not in the script, and Max’s actress Sadie literally stated how anxious and uncomfortable she was when she was asked to do a kiss on the day of shooting. her first kiss was on a sweltering set in front of a hundred adults, extras, and her own mom.

and to top that shit off, one of the writers told her that they made her do it BECAUSE she was so freaked out about it!!! They used the actual words “it was your fault” to this actress. Fuck it, I’m pissed again so I’m gonna find and transcribe that part below…

Episode 2 of Beyond Stranger Things. (Paraphrased some because people were talking over each other and to remove unnecessary parts.)

Host: We have to talk about the kiss for Max and Lucas. How was shooting that?

Sadie: You didn’t– (points at Duffer brothers)

Duffer bro: This is all your fault.

Sadie: It is not my fault!

Duffer bro: It is.

Sadie: It was not written in the script. The kiss was not written in the script. I get there the first day of filming the snowball […] and one of you, I think it was you, Ross, said, “Sadie, ready for the kiss?” And I’m like, “What? No! No, that’s not in the script, that’s not happening.” And so the whole day I was stressed out. I was like, “Oh my god, am I gonna have to?” […] It didn’t happen that day, but then the second day of filming the Snowball…

Duffer bro: Yeah, but you reacted so strongly to this. I was just joking. And you were so freaked out that I was like, “Well, I gotta make her do it now.” That’s what happened.

Sadie: That’s why it’s my fault?

Duffer bro: That’s why I’m saying it’s your fault.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

People use the fact that Eleven’s actress suggested the other kiss to justify it too, but she said she thought fans would be angry at her if it didn’t happen… I feel so bad for other if these little kids and also Duffer should just straight die.

[antifamutant]

God, every time I hear about an interview of this damn show, it’s clearer to me that the environment created for the girls it’s straight up toxic, and I really mean particularly for the girls, and it shows in the writing, Nancy straight up isolated of any female relationships, the kids mothers being dumb or ignorant or neglectful of their kids’ lives (barring Lucas’ mom and Joyce), Eleven and Max fighting, and now even bts the girls are forced and pressured to do shit that the power dynamics wouldn’t allow for them to just say no to, it’s fucking disgusting, it’s what it is what they do to children actors.

[simplygalgadot]

GAL GADOT Castro London “The Suitcase” commercial 

[pammiejr]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[transcrowleyy]

I WORK AT BUILD A BEAR AND EVERY TIME I HAVE TO STUFF ONE OF THESE BASTARDS I HAVE TO ALSO PREPARE MYSELF FOR TWO THINGS: FIRST, I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR PUTTING THE STUFFING TUBE INSIDE OF ITS ASS. RAWING BULBASAUR. “RAWING BULBASAUR” IS NOT A SENTENCE I THOUGHT I’D WRITE ON THIS LOVELY CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT BUT HERE WE ARE.

SECOND: I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THE CHILD PURCHASING THE ANALLY INCLINED POKEMON ASKING ME, “why is it in it’s butt?”

LIKE I DON’T K N O W BUT IT ISN’T MY FAULT AND I CAN’T VERY WELL SAY I’M “RAWING BULBASAUR” IN FRONT OF A CHILD AND PARENT COMBO BUT EVERY TIME I LAUGH AND SAY, “that’s just the way it is” WHILE I FORCE STUFFING INTO THE POOR TOY’S ASSHOLE AND ASK MYSELF HOW MY LIFE CAME TO THIS

when we got bulbasaur my manager looked at me, looked at its anus, and said she was sorry.

this is the life I, and build a bear employees everywhere, must lead.

[steejie]

If I go to Build-a-Bear I’m getting a bulbasaur

[mollyannice]

I have one and I suggest getting a voice thing in it as well because it sounds like it is protesting the prostate exam it’s going through the whole time.

[more-raging-heart-than-grace]

[elenasstefan]

100 DAYS OF STELENA ღ Day 6/100

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[onlytwitterpics]

[cryptid-sighting]

Pro as fuck

[cryptid-sighting]

I want to reblog this to point out two things

1) this driver had the situational awareness to know what his passenger in the back seat was doing while…

2) maintaining excellent situational awareness of road conditions ahead.

this is what we mean when we say there’s no unskilled labor, only devalued labor.

[nodded]

“P.S.: It doesn’t seem fair that only gay people have to come out.”

Love, Simon (2018) dir. Greg Berlanti

[stability]

[thatadult]

This year I will

1. Release my inhibitions 2. Feel the rain on my skin

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and: