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bajn

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

actualsupreme-deactivated201503

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

hostileworkenvironment

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

still-playing-pretend

😳

taciturnaberration

six years of fried egg tshirt…

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

daddyschlongleg

me havin to link pics from bsky to tumblr bc tumblr won't let me fuckin upload the file directly is fuckin stupid

anyhoo, this is my try at megop humanformers (tfp flavored)

daddyschlongleg

was in a mood for humanformers megop, so i'm feedin myself heehee

sleepnoises

boyfriend took a really good picture of the local hummingbird. i like the textures

sleepnoises

now entering ⚠️babyzone⚠️

sleepnoises

boyfriend took a better picture. they grow up so fast

glozirina

bass-borot

officialmacgyver2-deactivated20

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

seriously-though-wtf

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

helila

I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.

anobeko

👆Really really good article by the way. Feels like a good piece to show to folks you know who are still on the fence about things like police or prison abolition. Plus the pseudonym the author uses is hysterical, and he's really quite a good writer.

subsequentlysilly

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

kee-ree

girl dad activities

cheacegirl

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

house-of-crows

@gothiccharmschool Because I hope you smile today

charlesoberonn

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

charlesoberonn

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

charlesoberonn

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

hyperlexichypatia

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

blandandtasteless

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

ash-and-art

The fun thing about Queer as an identifier is they cant chop you off or reorganize you into obscurity. Queer is for everyone. You cant cut the T off of a Q.

#which is why exclusionists hate it

mycroftrh

I think a lot of autistic taking-things-literally goes under the radar because what the diagnostic tests and shit ask about is not what that generally looks like in an adult and often not in kids either and much more importantly it’s not what generally actually causes problems in real life instead of being irritating for caretakers or funny to bullies or easy to diagnose

I have absolutely no issues understanding metaphors or idioms. When someone says their heart is on their sleeve they mean they’re emotionally expressive and openly display their feelings, not that they have a chunk of cardiac tissue on their shirt. I very rarely have issues with sarcasm. I sometimes have issues telling when someone who’s said something mean is about to say “just kidding”, but tbh I think that’s more on them than me.

BUT

My grandmother asked me “Do you know when the trash was taken out last?” and I said “I think Eliot took it out yesterday” and a few hours later she yelled at me for “not taking out the trash when I asked you to” and I was like???? You didn’t ask me????

I dread filling out forms and am crap at filling out diagnostic tests or personality quizzes because there are always questions I don’t know the exact answers to (how am I supposed to know what day I got dental surgery seven years ago?) or don’t understand exactly what they’re asking or the wording’s unclear and they could mean this or the wording says this but I’m pretty sure what they actually meant was this and should I answer what they said or what they meant, and how does everyone else just whip through the form when surely they can’t know all the answers either? Does everyone else remember the day they got dental surgery seven years ago?

I get tangled up by bureaucracy because the rules on the website say that for this you need that and for that you need the other and for the other you need something else for which you need the first thing, and I go in circles for hours or days or weeks or months or years because their stated rules say there is no way to get what I need, and when I talk to somebody else they’re like “just call them?” and I’m like “how could that help? the rules say that what I’m trying to do is impossible”

And all of that? That’s how “taking things literally” ACTUALLY affects your life as an adult. It’s not “haha you think ‘getting under your skin’ means parasites”. It’s “you have real difficulty functioning in the world because everyone else is conveying things through implication and assuming that you know that rules are flexible and questions are approximate and you’re supposed to lie on job applications, and you don’t”.

bananonbinary

the fact that autism diagnostic forms fuck us up because we take their "do you take things literally" questions literally is the height of irony.

mindlessselfmedicating-deactiva

top surgery tats

jjmk-jjmk

Happy birthday Jason 🎉 (w. FADE)

mamoru

the more followers I get the more likely any of them have not read my blog title. or do not know about the information in my blog title. and my blog title has really really really important context that everyone needs to know about me. really critical shit. and you only need to read it once.

so if you have never read my blog title, do me a big fat sexy favor and click on the talented lad in my avatar and give my blog title a quick read. only five or six words, depending on how you count. and honestly? you only really need to read the first two words in it. talk about a great deal!

mamoru

and I want to be clear that it is literal, it is not in any way a joke, and you do not need to do anything extra really after reading it. my goal is not to make shit awkward or anything here. the opposite actually, because often times my posts reach people who clearly have not read my blog title. and that can end up being an awkward situation for both of us.

and I also just want you to know that whoever you are and however much we wind up interacting, I really appreciate the time we spend tumblring together. I cannot respond to everyone, but it it all means so much more to me than you might realize.

Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic

laguardia-terminal-b

‘You’re arguing to give rapists a lighter sentence you’re arguing for clients you know are guilty’ you are arguing for a state that can get away with whatever it wants so long as it calls someone a rapist. You are arguing that the state only needs to meet its burden of proof for innocent clients. You cannot be this stupid, I refuse to believe it.