put on your war paint

just a small town girl trying to get the fuck away from you

[srdcovka]

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[midnightcowb0ys]

[threefeline]

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

[bellilou42]

There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[avadaniels]

project hail mary has it all. amnesia trope. petty academics. platonic soulmates. narratively justified retro-futurism. red string of fate. a bird may love a fish, but where will they live / then I shall have to make you wings. also a competent woman committing so many crimes in order to save the world and bringing the protagonist with her everywhere because he is her AND I QUOTE "little science lapdog". book of all time

[only-cat-memes]

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[alienjoyer]

when people say sea creatures are aliens that pisses me right off. no man that’s your cousin. usually not even that far back. that thing’s still an animal. it’s not even like, a plant or a fungus or anything 90% of the time. and never a 🦠. thats cousin octopus. auntie fish. uncle sea cucumber. you know them.

[dietspam16]

current theory is that life began at the edge of a hydrothermal deep sea vent. that’s not an alien world that’s our home.

[bengustown]

happy birthday everyone

[bengustown]

Not what I meant.

[bengustown]

happy birthday my beautiful friend Calendar

[687687675765-deactivated2023011]

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[creaturefeaturecommando]

“Why isn’t Kirk affected by Mudd’s women ?”

Because he’s constantly surrounded by bad bitches. He’s in the room with Scotty, McCoy and Spock, he also works with Uhura, Janice and Chapel. Do you think three women in fancy outfits and makeup will phase him ? Also because he’s an Alpha Bad Bitch himself

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[louisegluckpdf]

just felt a chilly breeze blow through my window