I bet the JL has a āhow fucked are weā metric thatās literally just how many of Bruceās kids are there.
Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everythingās fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and theyāll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.
But if Red Robin shows up tooā¦ hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruceās most trusted partners; heās the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means heās at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everythingās going to be fine. Just keep calm and youāll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.
It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batmanās worried enough to call in reinforcements and heās probably doubting the Leagueās ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signalās abilities and Stephās superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are youāll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.
When Nightwing shows, the JL knows itās starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwingās got his own team, his own issuesāthe fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.
Andā¦ oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesnāt even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if sheās breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.
But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batmanās letting him blow out brains then the JL knows heās desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.
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