I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn
Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"
You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it
but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.
my secret is that I hate when people treat Pyro like a child. That is. They are grown?? Why are you getting mad that people are shipping them. They are a grown ass nonbinary
A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play
When I was a kid, our family had an old Wii that we would play games on together. I remember at one point my mother brought home a random video game from the local thrift store, figuring we would have fun playing it (also cause it was like, 3 dollars). The game was titled “deadly creatures” and the premise was you played either as a tarantula or a scorpion, traversing the desert and trying to hunt each other down and kill each other. However, the final boss was just some guy who worked at a gas station and decided to keep the tarantula as a pet after finding it under a log after murdering some guy out in the desert, and the scorpion infiltrates the guys room to try and find the tarantula. The way you are supposed to defeat the gas station worker is trying to crawl up his leg while avoiding being shot with a shotgun, crawling under his belt buckle, and stinging him in the balls 3 times until he, in a pained, panicked rage, accidentally shoots a gas tank and blows up the entire gas station.
That’s just what this post reminded me of. No other reason for me sharing this
It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.
God I wanna fluster Pyro. I wanna treat Pyro like a lady. I wanna treat Pyro like a gentleman. I wanna spoil them with treat and presents. I wanna kiss all over their gas mask, and they go into battle with lipstick marks all over their mask. I wanna whisper something filthy to them while doing mundane chores and see the blush shine through the mask. I wanna run my hands over that ample ass of theirs. I wanna edge them until they beg for mercy, and then overstimulate them until they pass out, and then gently bathe them and wash off the bodily fluids, and then watch anime with them while eating sweets.
Holy shit this was longer than intended
Nah nah nah don’t apologize. This is such a real thought and tbh I see the vision
God imagine Pyro doing a flustered muffle giggle under the mask every time you rub your hands up their sides. God I love them
All 9 mercs x FEM! Reader | NSFW 🔞 | minors go do your homework
🔥🦄Pyro: pyro has 2 preferences, depending on their mood. One of them is cutesy, sexy loungewear. Like a crop top hoodie with cat ears, thigh high stockings with bows, and a thong. Likes the combination of sexy and cozy, like after their done railing you to oblivion, you two could just laze on the couch and watch a cartoon.
The second preference is leather.
⚾️👟Scout: scout is a little perv, so he likes anything that will let him see as much as you as possible. Thongs, g-strings, brassieres. Probably a bunny suit. Probably also has a thing for stripper heels. Favorite colors are red and black- anything seductive and teasing.
🐻📖Heavy: pretends like he doesn’t have a preference for lingerie, but caught a glimpse of a cute babydoll on a mannequin in a store window, and whenever he takes some “alone” time he strokes himself to the thought of you wearing it. The delicate fabric shifting whenever you move, the way it cups your breasts, the way it barely covers your ass…
I imagine he would like soft, neutral tones like white, cream, and black.
💉🕊️Medic: I think medic is lowkey into BDSM, so something tight and made of leather. I also think he would like bodysuits. I also think he would like roleplaying, so unironically would probably buy you a sexy nurse or maid outfit.
💣⚔️Demo: like pyro, demo has two preferences. On one hand, Demo is a goofball, and likes showing you pictures of ridiculous and silly lingerie sets to make you laugh, and teases you by saying he’s gonna buy them for you. On the other hand, when Demo is serious and wants to have a genuine, romantic night with you, he likes a nice teddy or a corset. Something soft and feminine. Likes either pastel pink or red. Also enjoys floral prints.
🇺🇸🪖Soldier: to be honest, I don’t think soldier would really see the point of lingerie. It gets in the way of sex, and it takes more time getting it off. I think Soldier would actually get off to you decked out in army general uniform, with medals and a crisp suit. If you were going to wear a more traditional lingerie outfit, his favorite colors would be red, white, and blue.
🗡️🚬Spy: likes deep, rich tones, like dark purples, blues, and blacks. I imagine spy is a tit man, so he likes anything that accentuates your breasts. Corsets, bustiers, a nice brassiere. One little thing that turns him on is robes. He loves seeing you step out of the bathroom after a shower wearing nothing but a silk bathrobe, or lounging on the bed in that silk bathrobe, the neckline slightly undone as to give him a glimpse of your cleavage.
🛠️🌵Engineer: likes a matching silk pajama set, with little shorts and a button up top. Will probably buy one for you. Something about it is so sexy, yet domestic and cozy. Also likes a nice camisole. Doesn’t really have a color preference.
Cow lingerie set…
🦘🫙Sniper: likes soft, pastel colors. Pink and white are his favorite. Likes a matching bra and panty set, and a pair of thigh high stockings will get him harder than metal. Loves lace and little bows. Would probably also get off to you stealing his boxers briefs and wearing them.
Wrote this all at 2:00 am on a school night. And no, Pyros part is not unfinished, I just thought it would be funnier if I wrote the last part and did not elaborate
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