TheFirstMrsHummel

50+ year old wife, mother and general all-around badass. Fanfic author once known in the Glee fandom as Mama Bear. Currently writing original fiction under the pseudonym Laurin Kelly, available now on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Links to check out my books can be found here at www.laurinkelly.com/books. I also sometimes write Schitt's Creek fanfic when the urge hits me.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[neverendingnoahreid]

Noah for The Vampire Lestat, released May 23, 2026.

[onewordtest]

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[incognitopolls]

Do you currently have any words, phrases, or sentences tattooed on your body? (Don't count numbers or isolated letters)

Yes

No, I have at least one tattoo but no words

No, I don't have any tattoos

Other/it's complicated

Voting ended onApr 29

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[thefirstmrshummel]

Guess who's most likely getting a new roof after an F-2 tornado touched down 6 miles from her house?

[stuckinthistaydream]

how often do you call your mom

a few times a year

once a month

a few times a month

once a week

a few times a week

once a day

a few times a day

never

nuance - explain in the tags if you’re comfortable doing so!

Voting ended onApr 15

[fairycosmos]

"i do not dream of labour" is a concept i fully understand and have said myself many times but it's also almost always like. well on some level you do. when you talk about your dream life and its travelling and a lovely house and great food on the table consistently. you dream about other peoples labour

[madlori]

hooooooooo boy

[thetursithan]

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

How long did it take them to figure out that it could actually be done? That's staggering.

[kiragecko]

[Video is titled, "four cellists play Ravel's Bolero." It's on Classic fM. They all play on the same cello, with the drum part is played by plucking strings. Two of them do small comedy fights in the background between their parts, trying to take the other's place beside the cello. It's a pretty tight fit, and at some points there are four bows almost touching as they all saw the strings.

Text on the screen reads,

four cellists play Ravel's Bolero ... on just one cello. Bolero has long been a test of endurance for snare drummers, but here, every part is played by a cellist. With only one instrument in sight, Wiener Cello Ensemble 5 + 1 leap to the task, involving a fair amount of acrobatics! Watch it all unfold ...

End ID.]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[thefirstmrshummel]

Oh shit I may have started writing my WIP again. Apparently Jesus ain't the only one rising from the grave today

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[onedollopofsourcream]

which of these flavors do you hate and avoid at all costs?

vanilla

chocolate

banana

strawberry

coconut

mint chocolate

orange

grape

blue raspberry

apple/green apple

watermelon

other (say in tags)

Voting ended onApr 2

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[madlori]

a Manhattan, up, and a whole-milk latte with sugar-free hazelnut.

[thefirstmrshummel]

Boulevardier straight up or glass of Pinot Grigio; Cafe Americano with room for cream.

[ditzydiitsi]

is cigarette smoke a comforting smell to you

yes

no

nuanced (tell me)

secret fourth option?

Voting ended onMar 27

i'm curious because it was always the nice moms who smelled like cigarettes and i just started associating it with a good feeling

[luckydiorxoxo]

Autumn Durald Arkapaw becomes the first woman ever to win Best Cinematography at the #Oscars 

She wins for her work on ‘Sinners.’

[onlytiktoks]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts