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burtmxcklin:
‘ whaaaaaat, nothing. nothing at all; hey, you’re uh.. you’re home early.’
“ ------ A N D Y, I came home to spend time with you because everything at work was stupid and boring and I hated it. and I’d know you were lying even if there wasn’t all of this stuff here to prove it.. which there is. -------- now SPILL. ”
[ + burtmxcklin because i can’t fucking help myself ]
“ -------- BABE. what are you doing? “
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“----I have no idea what you just said. I stopped listening when you opened your mouth.”
I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
like if you want cannibalistic lumberjacks to feast upon your mangled corpse a STARTER !!
“We have already been to, like, five different doctors.“
reblog if you're an asshole
“Yeah, Janet, I know who you are. And I’m here to take you in.”
“You’ll never get me, Macklin! Never in a million years!”
“I’m Janet Snakehole, darling. Anyone who is anyone knows about ME.”
❛ EXCELLENT question, babe!! i don’t actually know myself, so.❜
“----want to turn on the oven and see what happens?”
april, can we get pet velociraptors?
“ABSOLUTELY. ”
“and we can train them to viciously attack everyone who comes on our property.”
Jurassic Parks and Recreation
the show must go wrong.
Jurassic Park d i n o s a u r s! [Sentence Starters]
"Uh... it's... it's a dinosaur!"
"The Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while."
"No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!"
"Just follow the screams."
"That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey."
"There haven't been any visitors on this island. There's no reason for it to fear man."
"T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct."
"Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move."
"It gives me the creeps, like it's not scared."
"I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas... you."
"This one was always my favorite when I was a kid. And now I've seen one, its the most beautiful thing I ever saw."
"Dinosaurs had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction."
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth."
"There's a dinosaur in our backyard."
"Oh, they get very angry when you run out of film."
"Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away.We're here to observe and document, not interact."
"He's never gonna know we have it if the thing doesn't make some kind of sound."
"The one with the big red horn! The pompadour! Elvis!"
"Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas."
"Uh, where your going is the only place in the world where the geese chase *you*!"
"This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam."
"All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs."
"Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding."
"No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down!"
"OK, so there is another island of dinosaurs, no fences this time and you wanna send people in, very few people, on the ground? Right?"
"They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. "
"Don't go into the long grass!"
"It keeps you out of harm's way, away from the animals."
"Actually, it would put them at very convenient biting height."
"You seem like you have a shred of common sense, what the hell are you doing here?"
"Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down."
"The animal exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it."
"Fine, go ahead and scream and when that 'Tricikloplots' attacks you, don't come crying to me."
"I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then."
"Back then they hadn't tried to eat me yet."
"You're coming up on a...a Pachy... a Pachy... oh, hell. Uh, the fathead with the bald spot. Friar Tuck!"
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“ BABE. why are there roller skates in the oven?”
