women. that's it.

23, queer, she/her

[thefoyetagenda]

Strauss: What is wrong with you all?

The team: Loaded question. Elaborate.

[rxmuslxpins]

i wanna be disgustingly educated

but the problem is that when i was younger i would almost always get good grades even though i did not study at all

but now my grades are soooo bad it’s insane and i also don’t study

because i don’t know how you study. i never learned how to learn or study

any tips??

[unicoo]

Omg Meleys’ body 🥺

[dogpuppy]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[h0neydripper-deactivated2021051]

women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

[supersantafemslash]

It's a very important day today!

That's right, it's the first weekend in July!

That means it's time to open those exchange emails and start thinking about your prompt, because the countdown is officially on. Good luck to everyone, and I can't wait to see what you come up with!

[glassesprentiss]

what it feels like masterlist

series summary: you’re emily’s new personal assistant and neither of you are prepared for the experience

tags: unit chief!emily x assistant! reader, slight age gap, f!reader, lesbian!emily prentiss, comphet, cw andrew mendoza

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chapter one

chapter two: in progress

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[bitingonsugar]

Mirandy supremacy this. Sachston supremacy that.

Dare I suggest all three of them together? …actually while we are at it, I want to be their fourth😫😫

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[gorps]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.