Keith

20s. Married 🏳️‍🌈 queer as hell. Artist of many things. Disabled. NSFW. Sometimes horny shit. Occasional whump DM for commission!

[thefrogprinceofbellair]

I’ve been on tumblr for about a decade. This is my first address change. Was thebeardedgrandma but got termed.

No longer believe in the separation of church and state (horny and main) and I don’t tag well. You don’t have to keep scrolling.

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About me/things you might find here: I'm Keith, in my 20s, recently married! Queer as shit. I'm an artist, I do a little bit of a lot of things, drawing, watercolor, fiberarts, I have a special fondness for embroidery and handsewing. I've made functional furniture out of trash (paper mache) I just dick around and like creating things. Whump enjoyer. Maybe I’ll start posting the stories I write for myself eventually. I work in healthcare and I'm way into medical stuff. I'm disabled, I have a lot of things going wrong in my body, I would direct you to the disability side blog, but I guess I can't do that anymore. Collector of Calico Critters/ Sylvanian Families Hopepunk. Ask me about it. Community action. I believe in everyone's right to live and thrive. No human is illegal, No billionaire is ethical.

The fun stuff; dead dove warning. Could find CNC, intox, general violent rough sexy shit? Idk if you’re not into weird shit probably not for you. Medfet. T4T. You name it I’ve probably jerked to it. The husband tag is #my husband beats me or #the husband tag

blogs you might know me from(all were killed): thebeardedgrandma, old main bacteriaeatingmybrain, chronic illness side blog upholstergeist, hornyposting godshousecat, religious stuff. Jesus is pretty queer.

If you know me from one of my other blogs shoot me a message or say hi!

[thefrogprinceofbellair]

Guys we’ve been married one year today! First wedding anniversary!! I can’t believe it’s been a whole year that I’ve been fully his and he’s been fully mine. What an amazing thing that is.

[disabled-bug]

Idk what person with chronic illness needs to hear this, but you can do things to make your responsibilities nicer for yourself. You can get an ice cream after a blood draw. You can sit down for tv time after an injection. You can pick out the bandaids that have cartoon characters on them instead of the plain ones. Being an adult doesn’t stop you from benefiting from encouragement. Go for whatever fits with your routine/abilities/budget and makes life a little better. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down etc etc

[victusinveritas]

[dogpuppy]

[hunysckle]

you should give your dom/top a praise kink if they don't already have one. like you should be whining compliments into their ear while you kiss, maybe whispered between pleas to take things further because their touch drives you wild. you should make them feel like magic. tell them how beautiful they are while you look at them in awe, while they pin you down or wait for permission, while they make you come undone. you should compliment their voice, their presence, how safe they make you feel, the pleasure they give you. you should praise them so often that mundane compliments give them goosebumps and remind them how the same words sound spilling off your lips.

[fruitzzone]

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.

[valkyrieblu]

As someone who is aromantic, jesus christ

FUCKING

THIS.

[ainejm]

made some little duckies last night :)

[nickolasthegreat]

"Does puppy wanna go for a walk?" Puppy wants to be put down, but sure a walk sounds nice

[nothorses]

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

[actual-mothman]

one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

[nothorses]

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

[eleadore]

seeing a lot of posts about fandom being an avenue to improve your craft and etc which is true but also you dont have to polish your work ever. no one NEEDS a beta. you dont even have to edit. you can just make stuff and its already worth sharing just because you made it.

[mommydgaf]

bite marks that turn into bruises

[many-sparrows]

They hate me for my punk sensibilities and Christ-centered devotion

[many-sparrows]

[lilja4ever]

Jingyi Li, Chinese. 1999/2026. New Heaven 03, filet lace and leather.

[thefrogprinceofbellair]

Today is the day I go to dinner with the remote control vibrator inside me. On the way now. It’s for my husband’s birthday wish me luck.

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.