funk

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[pettydemon]

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[deadmugen]

money for school pls

[psychedelicfelon]

Issa comeup

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

[blogitaway]

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

[geometrymatters]

[thefunkybroadway]

geometrymatters:

The five platonic solids and their correspondence in nature’s elements.

[shittingonthisworld]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

[contac]

[zoomerbro]

Hell ye

[cookii-whore]

[fatalesophie]

[dribbblepopular]

[thefunkybroadway]

Bills are really kicking me in the asshole.

There's no toilet paper for that.

[morbidology]

Lorenz Peter Elfred Freuchen was a Danish explorer who is most notable for his role in Arctic exploration, in particular the Thule expeditions, which took place between 1912 and 1933. While on one of these expeditions, Freuchen got caught in a horrendous blizzard while in Greenland. The weather was so bad that he took cover under a dogsled. When the blizzard ceased, he realised he was buried under a thick layer of snow, unable to move. After being stuck for 30 hours under the dogsled, clawing and digging at the ice and snow, Freuchen used another tactic - he fashioned a knife out of his own frozen faeces and chiselled his way out. It took him three hours to crawl back to base where he then realised he had severe gangrene on his toes. He then amputated his toes with pliers and a hammer.

[thefunkybroadway]

Cause I never post pictures of myself.

[fellandfaironline]

On this day in 1937, as Europe was plunging into darkness, one man, a father, a soldier, a teacher and a poet, published the beginning of perhaps the greatest work of fiction of all time. A small light was born that has since engulfed the world in a flame of joy, sorrow and triumph. As we remember him and his work, let us raise a glass and toast the dear old professor. Who would have believed that this simple man, dressed in tweed and smoking his pipe, has inspired more people than the greatest general on his horse or the mightiest emperor on his throne? To Professor Tolkien, until we meet on the western shores that no know darkness, cheers! (at The Shire, Hobbiton, Middle Earth.)

[hobbithouses]

Amen

[you1anna]

[beingbreannaleigh]

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

[lledxela]

“And fuck Nancy Grace too.”

[heavymetalchocobo-deactivated20]

@nekomas-heart

[thefunkybroadway]

"Waddle your hateful ass to Walmart" lol

[gym-punk-jock-nerd]

HA HA!~