Mary Ann McGarrett

"I have food and I will share it with you"

“You think you can buy me with some ‘food’? You should know me better than that!”

…

“What kind of food are we talking about?”

“Well your mom did send it to my place and address it to both of us…”

Mary smirked. “She overnighted some lasagna and cannolis…”

“She sent you the cannolis? Why?”

“I’m the one that has to put up with her weird moods, why are you getting lasagna and cannolis!?!”

Mary grins a bit. “We talk once a month. You know this. Plus, I promised I would visit her for 2 weeks…”

“I also said I would share with you and made sure you came with me. Two weeks at Christmas. You have to come.”

“Noooooo, you have no idea what you got yourself into! She’ll spend the first five days trying to make you feel bad for not visiting more often!”

“In fact, I could ask Danny to cook me some of that and let you go suffer by yourself. It would be a well deserved punishment for betraying me like that!”

#littlesiswilliams #gotta love familial blackmail #lol

"You realize all she's asking for is 2 weeks at Christmas, right?" Mary asked with a raised eyebrow.

She didn't get all the dramatics of her friend. She knew the Williams family could be a bit much, but she would kill for a chance to spend time with her mother rather than the odd update from her brother whenever she pops up needing his help with something. She would have loved for more than a phone call from her father a couple of times a year.

"Yes. Ask Danny to make you some...then you'll have to deal with him asking why you don't visit your mother more or why you don't visit him more..."

"I have food and I will share it with you"

“You think you can buy me with some ‘food’? You should know me better than that!”

…

“What kind of food are we talking about?”

“Well your mom did send it to my place and address it to both of us…”

Mary smirked. “She overnighted some lasagna and cannolis…”

“She sent you the cannolis? Why?”

“I’m the one that has to put up with her weird moods, why are you getting lasagna and cannolis!?!”

Mary grins a bit. "We talk once a month. You know this. Plus, I promised I would visit her for 2 weeks..."

"I also said I would share with you and made sure you came with me. Two weeks at Christmas. You have to come."

#littlesiswilliams

"I have food and I will share it with you"

“You think you can buy me with some ‘food’? You should know me better than that!”

…

“What kind of food are we talking about?”

#meme #lame pick up lines #cheesy pick up lines #pick up lines

"Well your mom did send it to my place and address it to both of us..."

Mary smirked. "She overnighted some lasagna and cannolis..."

#littlesiswilliams

sinnnieren

Please reblog this if it is okay to send you memes a few hours after you reblogged them. So timezones/work do not lock out some people of meme fun

#queued up #meme

crimsonhaven

PICK - UP LINES SENTENCE MEMES !

these are all sent in to me on whisper after i’ve received them , so be prepared ! some can be nsfw , so be warned. i’ve changed the pronouns / genders to make it so they’re possible to use with any gender. some are only for specific genders since i can’t change all of them.

❛ i’m sorry , i lost my house … wanna take me to yours ? ❜

❛ my couch pulls out but i don’t. ❜

❛ are you the sat ? because i’d do you for three hours with a break in the middle for snacks. ❜

❛ on a scale of one to america , how free are you tomorrow ? ❜

❛ your name must be gilette , cause you’re the best a man / woman can get. ❜

❛ i’d offer to take you to a movie , but the sign says no snacks allowed (; ❜

❛ why pick you up ? i would rather lay you down. ❜

❛ roses are red , violets are blue. how the hell do i marry you ? ❜

❛ my cock died. can i bury it in your ass ? ❜

❛ i’m a rugby player. would you like to play with my odd shaped balls ? ❜

❛ roses are red. violets are purple. i can’t rhyme for shit. potato. ❜

❛ my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u. ❜

❛ except being sexy , what are you doing in your life ? ❜

❛ hey i lost my number , can i have yours ? ❜

❛ need a warm tongue between your thighs , baby girl ? ❜

❛ i’m having a sale in my bedroom. my clothes are 100% off. ❜

❛ did you sit in a pile of sugar ? because you got a sweet ass. ❜

❛ are you my phone charger ? because without you , i’d die. ❜

❛ i want to bend you over the bed , kneel down behind you and tickle your ass with my tongue. ❜

❛ let me clean your seat … ❜ * wipes face *

❛ if you were words on a page , you’d be the fine print. ❜

❛ there are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit , and they’re called fruit salad trees. ❜

❛ you remind me of someone. you remind me of the girl of my dreams. ❜

❛ i’m a muggle on the streets , but a wizard in the sheets. ❜

❛ is your body from mcdonalds , because i’m loving it. ❜

❛ are you australian ? you seem to meet all my koalafications. ❜

❛ are you from tennessee , because you’re the only ten i see. ❜

❛ hey girl , wanna f_ck ? i’m just missing u. ❜

❛ kiss me if i’m wrong , but dinosaurs definitely exists … ❜

❛ fuck me if i’m wrong , but isn’t your name ( insert name here ) ❜

❛ are you busy today ? cause i’d like to be on your to do list. ❜

❛ hey i’m writing a phone book and i need your phone number to complete it. ❜

❛ i have food and i’ll share it with you. ❜

❛ are you from france ? cause ma’damn ! ❜

❛ are you a major minor 7th chord ? because i want to resolve you to major d. ❜

❛ they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth clearly they never stood next to you. ❜

❛ hello i’m bisexual. i’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual. ❜

gardenofmemeden

Familial Questions: Sibling Edition

How many siblings does your muse have?

Where is your muse in the birth order?

Does your muse have a sibling that they are closest to?

Are their siblings biological or adoptive? Does that affect their relationship?

Have they known their sibling(s) all their life?

Are their siblings nice? How supportive are they?

What is the best thing their sibling(s) have done for/to them?

What is the worst thing their sibling(s) have done for/to them?

Do they bicker with their sibling(s) a lot? What’s the worst thing they’ve fought about?

Have they ever said anything they regretted to their sibling(s)?

Does their sibling(s) fill a void in their life? Do they have another role in their life?

What is the most annoying thing about their sibling(s)?

What do they have in common with their sibling(s)?

How is your muse different from their sibling(s)?

What lessons have their sibling(s) taught them, if any?

Do they look up to their sibling(s)? Do their siblings look up to them?

Did their sibling(s) give them anything that they treasure dearly?

What is their fondest memory with their sibling(s)?

What is their worst memory of their sibling(s)?

If the muse could say anything to their sibling(s), what would they say?

+ Additional questions?

#meme #queued up

Williams’ Family Special

So I’m watching episode 1x13, the one where they kidnap Mary, and when they are trying to find one of the kidnappers, after Steve drove a bike up the stairs, they try to decide how to make a guy open his mouth so they can check if the tooth Mary knocked off is his.

Turns out that the method Danny picks is the “Williams’ family special” which involves grabbing the hair at the back of the head and pulling as hard as you can.

I’m trying to decide if that was Eddie’s technique, if it was Clara or if the Williams’ siblings got a bit handsy with the hair from time to time. It could also be Grandma William’s trick, in which case she taught Danny a lot more than cooking.

Thoughts?

#thinking thinky thoughts #behind the scenes

I don't want to think it was their parents but it definitely seems like it would be a sibling thing...maybe grandmother? But most definitely a sibling thing.

halloween-ish starter prompts

send me a word for a starter

send me AFRAID! for a starter based around a phobia my character has.

send me BOO! for a starter where my character trying to scare yours.

send me BLACK CAT! for a starter where my character comes home with a stray cat.

send me BLOOD! for a starter where my character is extremely injured.

send me CANDY! for a starter where my character has a stomach ache from eating too much candy.

send me CEMETERY! for a starter where my character is visiting someone who’s passed away with your character.

send me COSTUME! for a starter where my character is showing yours their halloween costume.

send me DARKNESS! for a starter where all the electricity goes out in the middle of the night.

send me GHOST! for a starter where my character is trying to convince yours that ghosts are/aren’t real.

send me GRIM REAPER! for a starter where my character is dying.

send me HAUNT! for a starter where my character thinks the house is haunted.

send me JACK O’LANTERN! for a starter where our characters are carving pumpkins.

send me NIGHTMARE! for a starter where my character suddenly wakes up from a bad dream.

send me SPIDER! for a starter where my character spots a spider while in the shower.

send me TRICK OR TREAT! for any halloween based starter.

#Halloween #starters #open starter #queued up

Have you thought about having/adopting more children?

Yes. I want a lot. I would love to experience being pregnant, but there are so many children in the foster system who would love to have a forever home, that I would be open to adoption as well.

#anonymous #anon questions #personal questions #questions and answers

memesgaloor

ask my character about anyone in their life!

playable characters, npcs, anything! ask about relationships, current ones, failed ones, poke and prod them for answers about people that mean a lot to them!

rpsourcedmemes

Ask my muse anything you want on anon!

All right, I'll leave you alone.

“Oh, come on! I don’t want to get drunk by myself!”

“Get your ass back here!”

“But you’re a mean drunk and I’m feeling very emotional right now. A mean drunk and a weepy drunk should not get drunk together.”

#littlesiswilliams

"Don't be mean! I'm just trying to love you."

“You’re trying to love me? How is this in any way loving me?!”

#otp: it was a good idea at the time #littlebrowilliams #verse: a welcome surprise #[Joan McGarrett]#[Kai Brice McGarrett Williams]

“You were just saying that if I loved you I would let you spend more time with the kids. Okay. You take Joan for the afternoon and I’ll take Kai.”

I have to pee. Can you move?

Matt literally whined at being so roughly woken by the monster Matt was using as a living pillow. “Noooooooo, just fell asleep!”

He’d had to stay until about 4 am at the office to finish a report, and it felt like he had just closed his eyes when Mary started squirming and asking to be let go,

#littlebrowilliams #otp: it was a good idea at the time #[Kai Brice McGarrett Williams]#[Joan McGarrett]

Mary pushed at Matt more. She felt bad for waking him up when he just got home, but she really needed to go because of the baby pressing on her bladder.

“Come on, Matty! Move! If you don’t, I’ll pee on the bed, then yell at you and drag you bed shopping when you could be sleeping on a nice, pee free bed.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

Mary continued to stare into the distance with her phone held limply in her hand and the email still open on the screen. To say she was in shock was an understatement.

“I got in,” she said softly, still not fully computing the idea. “I actually got in…”

Applying to nursing school was something she did on a whim after having late-night pancakes and coffee and talking with Kono. Oh sure, she had been thinking about it for months since the death of Deb, but she was still second guessing her decision and haven’t told anyone else that she was going to do it.

Turning to look at Matt she repeated again, “they accepted me at the nursing school…”

Matt blinked in surprise, suddenly feeling like the guy in that stupid meme. He had no idea that Mary wanted to go to nursing school, or that she had actually applied, and by the looks of Mary he still wasn’t sure if she really wanted to do it.

“That’s a good thing, right? You didn’t apply on a dare or something like that?” He asked with a half grin.

#otp: it was a good idea at the time #littlebrowilliams #verse: not a dr but a nurse

Mary shrugged some. “Maybe? I mean, Steve was going on and on about how I couldn’t make up my mind about what I wanted to do with my life and Deb, this was before she died, said that I had started taking nursing classes but had to drop them to care for her.”

“So when Steve brought that up, again, I told him that I was going to apply to a program here on the Island and he didn’t believe me...so I did it. and of course, forgot all about it.”

konokalakaua50

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

Kono rolled her eyes at the woman next to her, “It’s not that bad.” When Mary waved her hand around to their surroundings she had to concede at least a little bit, “Okay so it’s not ideal.”

The truth was they were sitting in the manager’s office of a local club. And if that wasn’t bad enough, her Boss was on his way and he was less than pleased with his teammate and sibling.

The evening had started out well enough, a girls night out to blow off some steam. The Australian Thunder Down Under. It sounded good, in theory at least. A bunch of well oiled men strutting across a stage in a local bar couldn’t be all that bad, right?

But after several rounds of drink and several dollar bills later the girls had found themselves escorted to the manager’s office. The only reason they were there instead of the jail was because of her connection to 5-0, Kono was certain of that.

Kono shook her head, “I told you not to put that dollar bill there.”

konokalakaua50

Mary grinned. “You know it’s all about the aloha…even if it’s from LA. But I’ll see if I can find something that she’s written down.”

“You should totally demand a surf or beach day. I mean…you guys hardly ever get any time off and that can’t be good for your body.”

Mary nodded in agreement about Joan growing up fast. “Last month I was looking all over for my phone and I turn around and there she was trying to unlock it like she’s seen me do hundreds of times…so I ask her what she was doing and she said ‘wanna call uncle!’ so who am I to deny her that. I think she babbled at him for like 10 minutes and then was like ‘okay, here mommy.’ gives me the phone and walks off.” Mary laughed at the memory.

“You know any places looking for registered nurses?” Mary asked when Kono mentioned helping her look for work. “Around the time I adopted Joan, I started I started classes and after taking time off when Deb got sick and then died, I’m nearly done.”

“I think not giving in to Steve wanting to ship me off every time things get tough is going to go a long way in him seeing me as an adult…I hope.”

“I wish we could get surf days! The way our schedule works there’s no chance” Kono sighed before giving a soft laugh as she listened to the story about Joan.

“It’s amazing that they know how to use the technology so young. But being able to wrap you around their finger? That never changes,” she shook her head as she smiled.

Kono was surprised when Mary mentioned becoming a nurse, “Hey, that’s great. I don’t know anyone myself, but I bet Noelani does. She’s our new Medical Examiner and I’m sure she has some contacts or friends. I’ll give her a call.”

She reached out across the table, placing her hand on Mary’s, “I think you are doing the right thing. You belong with family. With your Ohana. Steve may not be show it at first, but I think he will love having you here. And Joan, too. Plus we are all excellent babysitters!”