Keep Moving

There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?

[thefuturebelongs]

Just hitting my “realizing I have no friends” phase again….

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

I have news but I need everyone to know it's not fake and I'm not making it up

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[thefuturebelongs]

Why am I so blind when it comes to dating

[marxistprincess]

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[thefuturebelongs]

All men suck. Nobody knows how to communicate. I hate love.

[thefuturebelongs]

My current dilemma is what to name my new car 😂 first I thought it would be a boy so I thought maybe Chief, for the first mountain I climbed after moving to Colorado, or Orion because it’s my favorite constellation. But now I keep calling it a “she” so now I’m thinking Stella or Ziva…. Just because they’re fun and sassy. Nothing feels perfect!

[thefuturebelongs]

My best friend had a baby! I’m an auntie!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[theconcealedweapon]

[thefuturebelongs]

My little half gay heart is 🥵🥵🥵🥵 lately. Lawd help me.

[robomartyr]

[aerix-spades]

Clash of titties

[whabababy]

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

[45percenterthen]

thinking of her (the strawberry squid) 🥺🥰😵💫🍓

[45percenterthen]

look at you strawberry squid ............

[45percenterthen]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[dostoyevsky-official]

more than 1,000 russians were arrested in protests in 44 cities over the last six hours. some well-known activists were preemptively arrested as they left their house; others were arrested as soon as they unfurled placards. by the looks of it, there were large protests in st. petersburg. over 100 local government officials signed a letter opposing war, and over 170 journalists and intellectual figures signed a similar letter. this is a promising sign, but it’s feeble. as war drags on, protests will grow.

russian civil society is battered and demoralized; its most prominent figures have either been murdered or jailed. i predict that russia will become “totalitarianized” in the coming weeks, with full control over the internet and social media. it isn’t clear how extensive this will be, or how quickly it will happen. already, moscow’s largest theater announced that anyone disrupting the performances to say anything about the war will be arrested for treason. this has severe ramifications for what the postwar occupation of ukraine will look like

[dostoyevsky-official]

1,700 detained in russia, the likely accurate number is north of 2,000. i repeat that what happens in russia domestically is crucial for understanding what will happen next

[afloweroutofstone]

Solidarity with all our brothers and sisters in Russia who are fighting against war and militarism

[opemain]

reblog if u need a hug

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[mysharona1987]