the dream is over

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[oaleinad]

happy doof

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

[septemberequinox]

the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril

[septemberequinox]

i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty butch brat

[kokkuri3]

The original Lavigne was a lesbian her clone’s straight

[septemberequinox]

yknow what you’re right

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

[montanacarson]

preach

[comradesaucegay]

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[sayitaintlaurent]

I MAY NOT TIE MY SHOES

[blankspacewinkyface]

I’LL GET IN MY CAR AND SLAM THE DOOR.

[tayisoutofthewoods]

I ATE MY TOAST, SAME AS YOU

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sweartrek]

[cressdarnelthorne]

[all-good-usernames-are-taken]

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

[svnklte]

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

[memewhore]

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

[hotblugger]

when you open a website and multiple ads start popping out

[yennciri]

KILLING EVE 3.08 - “Are You Leading or Am I?”

[mrs-lux-blog]

[stability]

[c6is-deactivated20160618]

I love hard, so my feelings die slow. But once I stop caring you’ll never get that back

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN