I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I realized I should change my bio when it said I was two years younger than I actually am. 

[visualdelinquent-deactivated202]

Me: Nature is beautiful.

Insects: thank y- 

Me: 

[piperwrightsgf-deactivated20210]

[thegameofclones]

person: are you ok?

me: im fine

arrested development narrator voice: that was a lie

[trenzawhor-deactivated20160504]

I’m gonna wing it

Me, about something I most definitely should not wing  (via evolutionofcourage)

[fineapplepizza]

[motsticks-deactivated20160807]

i hate finishing my morning coffee because what else is there to look forward to in the day? absolutely nothing

[biradfield]

I know the characters are fictional but god damn it, my emotions are real.

[gael-garcia]

Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa - Extended scene in One Last Ride: Producers Cut

[featherywingss]

Cause baby now we got problems, and I don’t think we can solve them…

[coffeefordage]

taylorswift Happy 4th!

[jell-o-shot]

I wanted to cheer myself up and what better way than to watch Amy Poehler fuck up on a constant loop, so I made this. I guarantee you will be smiling the entire way through. Enjoy, beautiful people <3

[florencegf]

instead of Fox News we should have Fox Mulder News where the only news is about aliens and dana scully

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[subtubitles]

[julianalfombra-deactivated20170]

dont EVER let tumblr make you believe that:

-Red made the food -it had anything to do with her

[macleod]

just do it

[streaksofmoonlight]

This is the best one

[poutinedyke]

If you told me two seasons ago I’d like Pennsatucky more than Piper I would’ve laughed. But look at where we are now.

[meetzer]

[likeaselfishdaughter]

Oh my god