just gay is all

[thegayalien]

She-Ra as vines pt. 4

catra, becoming captain: it's power!

catra, pretending power is what she wants, not adora: thaaaaaaanks

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double trouble: not a vine but for some reason every time i see them a slightly earr*pe version of "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics plays in my head

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sea hawk: it's summer! i got my friend bill to kidnap us and it's time to fucken party-

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mara's ship after 1000 or so years:

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catra: hey hordak?

hordak: yes, my child?

catra: if you hate gays, why did you make me gay?

hordak: well u see (starts sprinting in the other direction)

catra: AY GET YO ASS-

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adora, yelling from the entrance to the crystal castle: FUCK YOU

light hope, yelling back: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH

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bow: ♫shut the fuck up♫

bow: ♫you're a stupid fuck♫

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scorpia, sighing: i just don't know what to do. i mean, that's all she does ever since she got that $5 kazoo

catra: sitting on the couch, playing "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails on her kazoo whilst crying

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kyle: that one vine of the dude standing in the rain half naked and holding an american flag but he's crying

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adora: im sorry, i can't make it. im a princess now

catra: ur not coming to my tea party?

catra: ADORA I MADE BISCUITS

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adora: that one vine of the toddler lifting a fake set of dumbbells then throwing it down and screaming but it's with the sword

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lonnie: do u wanna live in the horde?

lonnie: do u wanna live in the fast lane?

lonnie, stuck in an endless traffic of various-sized hovers: GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK FINDING IT

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it is 2am and i am deathly ill but i feel this is one of my better ones. happy s4

[thegayalien]

idk why adora kept giving catra those long ass speeches to try and get her to join the rebellion. literally all she had to do was go pspspspsps and catra would come running

[thegayalien]

spoilers for she-ra s4!!

i have a theory that adora will learn to harness the magic of etheria and become she ra without the sword. i mean, we already know adora is even more powerful than mara was, and i feel like this was hinted in s4 when mara experienced the magic of etheria in razz's flashback. she didn't need the sword to be a part of it, however briefly, and i feel like this is a big flashing sign towards adora having hidden power we can't see quite yet.

i was hesitant to post this theory bc it sounds kinda out there, but i was right about her being a first one, so suck it losers >:)

[thegayalien]

in honor of s3 i present to u,,,, She-Ra as vines pt. 3

enjoy u gremlins

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lonnie, snickering: hey catra what do u think of those princesses-

catra: FUCK ya princesses!

catra, yelling out a window towards brightmoon: FUCK YA PRINCESSES!

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adora: catra is relentless. She'll stop at nothing to-

catra, listening thru that lil bug camera thingy: what the fuck is up, adora?

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hordak, after finding out catra lied about shadow weaver: YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE?

catra: I'M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

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glimmer, singing off-key into a microphone to a pic of her dad: you are my daaaad,

You're my dad!

boogie-woogie-woogie!

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adora: hey, toss me my sword

swift wind: (yeets a whole printer in her direction)

adora:,,,, i said my sword

swift wind: i thought u said printer!

adora: why the fuck would i say printer

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mermista: what the fuck, netossa?! you forgot to pay the fucking power bill?!

perfuma, strumming a guitar:

when your lights don't work like they used to before

mermista: PERFUMA, SHUT THE FUCK UP

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kyle: just a loop of slightly earr*pe opening to billy joel's "piano man"

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scorpia, at the top of her lungs, sprinting after a fleeing catra: KITTY! WHY DO YOU RUN FROM ME! I WANT TO SING YOU A SONG!

scorpia, clearing her throat: HEEEEEEELLLOOOO LITTLE KITTY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING

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shadow weaver: standing ominously over adora's bed in the night

adora, shooting upright: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

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mermista: watching frosta trying to tie her shoelaces: lmao u cant tie ur shoelaces?

frosta, angrily: i can't tie my shoes but i can fuck your bitch!

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these ones arent as good as in the first parts 🤘😔 but i felt like it was an apt tribute

[thegayalien]

Remember this part? Right before the flashback Adora gets? I couldn’t find a photo of the flashback itself, unfortunately, but if you remember, you might have noticed something.

In the part of the flashback where they show She-Ra, and she turns towards the camera, a baby crying can be heard. It’s pretty prominent, but it only lasts for a few seconds, so you might not remember.

Also, we see a brief flash of a room looking out into space, something we still haven’t gotten any context for.

My theory? Mara was Adora’s mom, or was related to her in some way. Adora is a First One, kidnapped as a baby from wherever the first ones were hiding and taken to the Horde, probably by Shadow Weaver herself.

Maybe it’s too wild, but I couldn’t stop thinking about that room, and the baby crying. What do y'all think?

[thegayalien]

I FUCKING CALLED IT BITCHES

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[thegayalien]

yall do know theyre currently making a Space Jams 2 at Warner Bros. right?? because they are

[thegayalien]

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a single god damned soul:

Crowley:

[thegayalien]

an irish accent is basically just an australian accent except u speak it in times new roman

[thegayalien]

me: you're highly allergic to apples and consuming too many foods containing apples at once can result in your entire body being covered in rashes. it's best to be cautious and

also me: hhhgghgg abbleysauce,,,

[thegayalien]

what if u were about to suck someone off and u pulled down their underwear but instead of a penis they had the mouthpiece of a trumpet, and when u blew on it they opened their mouth and honked

[thegayalien]

how do u kill a clown?

How?

u....

GO FOR THE JUGGLER

[thegayalien]

hate people that are like "heehooohoo jusg dont hit on me" when they find out ur gay,,,, like bitch,,,, im gay but i still have standards,, my god

[rainbowgazes-archive]

me and my friends found a dragon ball z half life mod and it was funny as shit

[savenkey-deactivated20201231]

Um… Can we talk about this? The original concept of Julian Devorak by Dana Rune, Lucio’s face and sprite by Dana Rune

[tiktoks-we-like]

[thegayalien]

ok but how the fuck do u pronounce callums name