Embracing Cringe Since 2014

// 27 // They/Her // Overdose Epidemiologist

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[mynorthernattitude]

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

[we-have-black-marble-at-home]

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

[mushroomtiefling]

As an American, I can tell you this is true. Recently had a tornado warning and me and my family just sat on the porch. Got some beautiful photos of the sky tho:

Yes these are real photos.

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The time will pass anyway

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[pokemon-npcs]

[pokemon-npcs]

these tags by @somethingborrowed informed me that this was in fact a two-parter!

Here's to the happy couple, Triathletes Jamal and Leslie!

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[miss-wizard]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!