Your Resident Fuck Up

Archaeology and classical studies student - 20 years old - gay transman

[br1ghteyed]

i think i tend to forget how good boredom is for creativity because we're all so addicted to numbing ourselves with screens and stimulation. but standing in the shower or going for a walk with no music or just sitting in your bedroom without being allowed to touch any screens & all of a sudden i have multiple new projects to start, a solution to a months-long plot problem & 4 new original characters

[thegayestarchaeologist]

what do they put in red wine????????

Is headache and ingredient????

Do they infuse it with mental breakdowns????

[thegayestarchaeologist]

I'm beginning to suspect there is a reason every member of my immediate family has at least one divorce and has lived alone for as long as I have known them

[doitforadamparrish]

when kafka said ‘you wouldn’t believe the kind of person I could become if you wanted it’ and when brontë said ‘if you ever looked at me with what I know is in you, I would be your slave’ and when Sartre said ‘if I’ve got to suffer it may as well be at your hands’

[ntrider]

you're basically home to me dude but it's not a big deal at all. don't worry about it

[ashstfu]

having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog

[thememedaddy]

[thegayestarchaeologist]

friendly reminder that no one is irredeemable

if you kill enough geese you too can be forgiven for murdering your kids

[thegayestarchaeologist]

getting a humanities degree is all fun and games untill your "silly little arts degree" starts kicking your ass

[thegayestarchaeologist]

either Kafka needs to get less relatable or I need to go to therapy

[thegayestarchaeologist]

the absurdity of falling for a straight man

I am crashing out to a 2010s club song because that's what he listens to

he also wears fucking skinny jeans, there has to be something wrong with me because I still fucking like him

[thegayestarchaeologist]

I would like to add to the terms like sapphic:

Dionysiac

Meaning: so surrounding by sexual aesthetics and imagery that it's genuinely surprising that you aren't particularly into sex

[thegayestarchaeologist]

a terrible pick up line that I won't use:

you remind me of my first paycheck

Why?

I just know I'm going blow you

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[lizardywizard]

i love this because it's like. why did paleolithic peoples paint the hunt. perhaps to celebrate and honour brave deeds that kept the community alive. perhaps to bring luck for future hunts. perhaps to instruct those who came after how to slay the beast. perhaps to remind us we can: that the mammoth is not unkillable.

this graffiti, too, serves those purposes!

[guerrillatech]

[thegayestarchaeologist]

I named myself after a supporting character from a book series before finishing

You'll never fucking guess what happened