yeah, i'm still talking about cw's supernatural

once i stop having supernatural brainrot, i'll probably start posting more about my OTHER hyperfixations! namely criminal minds, outer banks, and community

[crownlessam]

would be kind of funny if cas was the only one able to say real swear words and it’s because he’s the one who fully broke the narrative. everyone else is like darn it :/ and he’s just like well, fuck.

[theghostofchristmasfuture]

for anybody whos been following me for a while, and ya know, still likes me, you can find me at @theoldestspice. i’m desperate for followers again. 

i’ll tag a few of yall: @bi-disaster-doesnt-even-cover-it, @futuristicduckpizzaspy

@himbocastiel, @the-chief-moosekateer, @dreamilyjensen

[theghostofchristmasfuture]

hello mutuals and followers! basically tumblr hates me and nothing on my account works anymore, so i made a new one! you can follow me at @theoldestspice. i’ll tag some of yall so that i dont lose all my wonderful friends- @heller-stacey-abrams, @randomblabbling, @maxguevra, @angel-autocorrected-to-impala, @thestrawberrygirl. 

[justttoletyouknow]

Why hate jared so much?

[sunforgrace]

don’t you have anything better to do than to stalk my blog lmao

[theghostofchristmasfuture]

destiel inception au where cas is a dream thief framed for the murder of his wife meg trying to get back to his kids claire and jack. he takes a job for crowley, who wants him to implant an idea into dean winchester’s head. cas assembles his team- arthur= kevin, adrienne= jo, eames= henrikson, guy who makes them fall asleep= rowena. sorry, sam isn’t in this one. basically dean and cas fall in love inside the dream world but then they wake up and only cas remembers. also dean confronts his daddy issues. ends with cas going home to jack and claire. finds a letter from dean. spins the top. drops letter. hugs children. slow zoom to still spinning top. is it a dream? maybe. fade to black. roll credits.

[lesbiansamwinchester]

an incomplete list of stories that supernatural is:

star wars in truck stop america.

a tragedy about brotherhood, revenge, and family trauma (end at season 2)

a tragedy about brotherhood and the free will to choose love over everything else (end at season 5)

a bittersweet story about brotherhood and free will

a show about rejecting the role destiny/your family forced upon you and choosing your own path with your found family

a show about stories and how once they’re told, they escape the hands of the author and take on a life of their own.

a deep deconstruction of American Protestantism and hypermasculinity

Calvinism: The Series

Fuck Calvinism: The Series

gay rom com

a coming of age story

a show about womanhood using male characters who were accidentally written as women

a complex multi-media narrative that can only be understood when the core tv show is watched in conjunction with hundreds of hours of footage and interviews from conventions.

[lesbegays]

the story of one man trying and failing to adopt a dog for like 25 years before finally succeeding

an exploration of how if you don’t deal with your daddy issues they will ruin literally everything

a tragedy about dust and clay and cycles

a love story between a man and his car

[americachavez]

jensen ackles was unknowingly possessed by a bisexual slut who was able to transcend the bounds of space time and reality to play dean winchester as a closeted man who falls in love with an angel. misha collins took one look at his script on day one and knew castiel was a homosexual because his mind is open to perceive truths of the universe. sam winchester has been yelling at jared padalecki for 15 years that he’s queer and he hates his piece of shit dad but jared padalecki is the straightest man alive and unfortunately these facts were lost in the translation from story to screen due to his many inadequacies. I’m so sorry sammy

[thegeminisage]

scream

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[theghostofchristmasfuture]

@staff my inbox is broken, how do i fix this????

[cryptidmax]

No because what is she so cute for??

[casgirl]

my ideal supernatural is sam got killed off s9 and replaced with gabriel. what has he done since then that gabriel could not do better. 

[kingofthecrxssroads]

cuties (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[sunforgrace]

Sam Winchester was right when he stole from Jared Padalecki and maxed out one of his cards

[sunforgrace]

actually jensen don’t even worry about the destiel don’t worry mr ackles I saw the fruity boots. like a saileen endgame tweet that’s all I need from you king

[theghostofchristmasfuture]

jensen ackles is the only straight white man who i trust with queer icon dean winchester

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

that’s it no hair until eileen gets an apology

[thatisahotsoup-deactivated20220]

no wig privileges either

[castiels-pussy]

the implication that dean isnt a fan of eileen makes me see RED they are BESTIES they are IN LAWS