"Wit Beyond Measure is a Man's Greatest Treasure"

Pedro, 20, brazilian

[animations-daily]

Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury

[platyfanatic]

[evilkitsch-archive]

we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen

[magescythe]

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

[icarus-suraki]

May I add?

Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever

Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)

Helping an elderly person to walk or sit

[xactodreams]

telling stories around a fire

huddling together for warmth when it’s cold

marveling at sunlight through leaves

wonderment at the brightness of a full moon

bringing food to sick or grieving families

[godsinthemountains]

If I could:

Watching a thunderstorm from underneath an overhang

Draping a blanket over another's shoulders

Smelling freshly bloomed flowers

Gently kissing someone's forehead as a goodbye

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[delphinidin4]

lol turn on the sound

[sweetsweetemo]

im so glad this is back in my dash

the smears, yall. these r sum good ass smears

op is literally god

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[whynotfabulous]

what am i doing with my life?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hellodaekko]

tragedies at baby time

[xiv-drake]

Okay, I looked it up and cats do this when they don’t want you to look at their babies. That honestly makes this comic funnier

[emperorsfoot]

“Come! Look at my babies! …NO MORE LOOK AT BABIES FOR YOU!”

[paprika]

[stydixa]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 1 & 2 (2006-2007) Dir. Kenny Ortega A CHRISTMAS DANCE REUNION (2021) Dir. Brian Herzlinger

[vidalinav]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toastbutteregg]