Marleybone Fucking Sucks

This is my Wizard101 side blog of shame. I'm not putting this shit anywhere near my main. Interact at your own risk. I'm 24, just call me Glizz. I forgot to update my age for like two years

[theglizzardwizard]

This is an unfriendly wizard advisory. People who add dumb shit to my posts get blocked. Sorry if you're unimaginative or annoying, shut up about it.

[triton-avenue]

it pains me to say it but cyrus drake almost certainly fucks

[gooselycharm]

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

[ostolero]

top americanisms:

"smoke em if you got em"

"there's a sucker born every minute"

[ostolero]

[depsidase]

[asingularcanadian]

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

[starrypawz]

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[omegaversereloaded]

[omegaversereloaded]

[theglizzardwizard]

I am forever fascinated by the corporate clash team's total commitment to fumbling the bag. I'd call them lawsuit generators, but that's implying that anybody who'd do work for them would have the money to push a legal point.

[theglizzardwizard]

Idk how common of a take this is, but the writing in Wizard101 is miles better when the game is taking itself at least a little bit serious. OG wizard city wasn't re inventing the wheel but it was good enough for it to emotionally resonate with most of the core audience. Cause the game didn't condescend to the player base.

[sweetoothgirl]

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

[salticid]

[rouxlz-kaard]

[pinkcocoapowder]

You guys got 30 minutes to suggest whatever the hell to be the worst sketches of all time

[pinkcocoapowder]

fancy seeing you here @theglizzardwizard if i cared a little bit more about backgrounds itd be behind the ttc bank. feels fitting

[theglizzardwizard]

Reviving an old wizard101 oc i came up with in the pre Celestia days of yore. Because Omarion wouldn't work with the GrimWizard concept.

Alric Cage is the embodiment of all negative stereotypes about conjuration students. Which is funny because he's a theurgist. An arrogant, aloof, inconsiderate, over achieving life wizard. An insufferable asshole, made even more annoying by the fact that he has the talent to back up his attitude. Sometimes life is a massive bitch, that aspect of his school is Alric's whole MO.

He and Duncan hated each other immediately. PvP isn't enough, Alric needs to drag that guy along with on his epic quest to save the spiral. He needs Duncan to see firsthand what Malistaire has let himself become.

[theglizzardwizard]

AU where Duncan Grimwater gets assimilated into the young wizard's traveling party in arc one. Resulting in Fleetwood Mac's Rumors levels of petty interpersonal drama so severe Duncan ends up running off to the Schism people anyway.

[deckofflora]

darkmoor

[theglizzardwizard]

Professor Alhazred sure has some beautiful eyelashes for being an ancient crocodile man.

[theglizzardwizard]

I think my favorite interpretation of Wizdyv is like, wizard101's answer to Finn/Princess Bubblegum. I think it works best when written as the Young Wizard's first major infatuation. Like. Yeah, I bet you would develop an infatuation for the charming knight that jumps to defend your character to random strangers.

[xdar1d]

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!