I'M THE MECHANIC - I FIX THINGS

“If you need this suit, then you shouldn't have it.” ✧ • AU Tony Stark / Iron Man • Semi-Selective • The Mun Is 21+ • Follows Back From circustricksandshootysticks •

[fjdksljlkjljklkjljk-archive-dea]

anonymous requested: tony stark + iron man by black sabbath

i am iron man.

[keybladesoras]

Domestic Stark Family!

[angry-nightwing]

I just think its funny how tany stork wanted to sign the accords bc he was confronted with how his actions had consequences, so he essentially wanted to submit under some 'higher power', because this would mean that someone else would be held accountable for the ppl tony hurt as iron man - he wanted someone else to give him orders so when ppl came for him for hurting their loved ones, he could say 'its not my fault bc I didnt act on my own free will, I was just following orders and so you cant hold me accountable'

Anyway I just think its funny that he wanted that and then the next day he tried to murder a pow who was brainwashed and had no free will to deny the orders of the ppl controlling him..

Its just funny that tiny is the biggest hypocrite and he doesn't even seem to realize it lmao

[fuckyeahgarybarlow]

[swingsetindecember]

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

[2scorchedwings]

I am laughing so fucking hard

[pointedperception]

oh my god how did I miss that

[inspector-snuggles-deactivated2]

omfg

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

[captain-foulenough]

People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages. 

[maid-of-timey-wimey]

I love how instead of just calling this a continuity error, the whole fandom decided “No, he literally upgraded the phone with his mere presence.”

Never change, guys.

[crazyinfj-deactivated20210701]

It’s not a mistake, Tony Stark power. 😂

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"So Tony...i might need you to bail me out of jail..."

"Ya know, it kinda sucks... When they tell you what a sugar daddy is, they never mention the illegal bits. What happened, how'd ya get caught?"

[corrosivequinn]

"I tried my hardest to control my temper. Though I may need to lock myself in the training room for a few hours." She breathed out her aggression. "Tony I kissed your cheek before I left. I'm highly tactile. Besides they're just kisses I dunno why people gotta be so repressed. "

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"It is the 21st century, I really shouldn't be surprised." He laughed a little and she heard the sound of him getting into his car. "Just, whatever you do, don't hit a cop. Be there soon."

[deactivated-blog]

Send “One body, two souls” to see what I think the fusion of our muses would be like

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"So Tony...i might need you to bail me out of jail..."

"Ya know, it kinda sucks... When they tell you what a sugar daddy is, they never mention the illegal bits. What happened, how'd ya get caught?"

[corrosivequinn]

"Mine. I let him hit me before I broke his jaw. I didn't just attack him unprovoked. " she confirms for him. "Fucking busted my lip open. Now eating and kissing is gonna be funny for like a week."

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"Alright, well that's good for the PR scandal, which means you did the best thing for the kids. But personally, I hate that he hurt ya. And how much are you kissing that the thought immediately went into your mind?"

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"So Tony...i might need you to bail me out of jail..."

"Ya know, it kinda sucks... When they tell you what a sugar daddy is, they never mention the illegal bits. What happened, how'd ya get caught?"

[corrosivequinn]

"Some douche named Dietrich Waters." She groaned. "I havent even been in the phone that long." She mumbled to the guard next to her who was trying to rush her. "That would be great. I feel gross, I really want a shower, there still blood in my hair. "

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"Personally sad that I'm at this point in my life, but I gotta ask. Yours or his?"

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"So Tony...i might need you to bail me out of jail..."

"Ya know, it kinda sucks... When they tell you what a sugar daddy is, they never mention the illegal bits. What happened, how'd ya get caught?"

[corrosivequinn]

"I lost my temper is all." She speaks evenly. "This reporter came up to me after my press conference. Basically accused me of manipulating the kids and turning them into an army of villains. I punched him in the face and broke his jaw." She isn't sorry but she does sound tired. "Please Daddy?"

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"Okay, bluff called. Don't do that again, please." He laughed a little and she could hear him getting up from his workbench. "You're lucky I saved the jail's number, or JARVIS would have autoblocked you..... What was the reporter's name, I'll see if we can get the kids to dress up like you and go caroling in his hospital."

[thegoddamnirondad-a]

"So Tony...i might need you to bail me out of jail..."

"Ya know, it kinda sucks... When they tell you what a sugar daddy is, they never mention the illegal bits. What happened, how'd ya get caught?"

[savedbythenotepad]

Tony: I like to start off my mornings with something good and invigorating.

Steve: *walks past shirtless and sweaty from his morning rounds at the gym*

Tony: *nods firmly* Today’s gonna be a good day.

[marcaurelius]

[wishingformemoria]

someone: why do you like muscular female characters? 

me:

[wingheadshellhead]

ms. marvel 006 (2016)

[wadey-wilson]

…shit!

[prokopetz]

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

[dailyrhodey]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) – Deleted Scene

[bouncealot-deactivated20200714]

The reason Marvel gives Rhodey less screentime is cos he’ll obliterate everybody’s dumbass decisions