Veritas 🦇

'Ello there, I'm @thegogoat202. ⛧ I prefer primarily He/They as of pronouns, but am generally pretty lenient ⛧ I mainly post band-related content and stupid sh*t I think about from day to day.

[thegogoat202]

Got this ad when I was scrolling thru music while listening to Burzum.

Allstate knows.

Are you forgetting about what's hiding behind your walls?

[handsmotif]

went to barnes and noble to get a book for my half sisters baby shower and i also picked up a copy of the american psycho book and i asked the cashier for a gift receipt for the baby book and he was like for both or for just one and i said well i don’t think i will be giving american psycho to an infant and he was like well you never know

[brokenfrombirth]

🎶 Where were you when everything was falling apart? 🎶

[thegogoat202]

Let's play a game.

One of these is Mary Goore. The others are not. Good luck.

It's clearly obvious that Tobias loved The Misfits. I mean, I'm not surprised at all. Can't believe it took me this long to make the connection.

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[arcadianhymns]

yeah sure take these (im sorry)

edit, vagina joke was null's but vessel was drawn by me

[plaguedocboi]

One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

[fagstaynight]

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

[lustcannibalism]

not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

my sister walked into my room, put her hands behind her back and went "here's what Obama would sound like if he was gay: so uhhhh let me be queer" and then asked me if I could give her money so she could see linkin park

[grrrhoulxy]

thanks @stressghoul for the amazing idea!

[osiiiris]

What’s funny is that 6 years Copia:

Was only the second Employee of the Month.

Had to move mountains just to try becoming Papa.

Was promoted only after two years of probation, and only because his dad died.

Had to change his face entirely.

Didn’t win a single Grammy out of four nominations.

His most famous song isn’t even his.

His greatest performance isn’t even a Ghost song (this one is entirely my opinion).

Impera debuted at n.2 on the Billboard 200.

Then, this dude arrived out of nowhere, and he doesn’t even know what is he doing:

Wouldn’t it be even funnier if he won a Grammy with his first record…?

[gordiicore]

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[thegogoat202]

Went to a friend's house when they invited me for a witchcraft session just because we could. Sat together and messed around with a crystal ball after the obvious precautions and preparations.

Let me just say that I'm very familiar with the occult and many forms of witchcraft, but I never touched upon the topic of scrying in general because I always thought people with aphantasia like me couldn't see or feel images on the surface of the crystal.

Well, I was wrong about that second part. Couple minutes of staring into the center of the sphere without any fixed question or purpose, I see a vague image from the light reflections resembling the Kool-Aid Man. Yes, you heard me right. The effing Kool-Aid Man, out of all the things a powerful divination method could've hinted to me.

Both of us didn't know what it meant, and still don't, but I suppose this is a story to randomly bring up at the dinner table when I'm a grandparent.

Maybe it's a sign that I should drink the Kool-Aid, or otherwise stop drinking it.

[thegogoat202]

A little something I've been working on...

So, I got bored one day and decided to let my brain go on autopilot while I messed around with jewelry wire and leftover beads a relative gave me for Christmas (Or what I call Late Winter Solstice.)

Here's some weird shots of my newest and slightly unintentional piece, Reaper's Emissary.

(....Four finger lacerations and bruises later...)

This was partly inspired by the fans of the band Ghost who create Satanic rosaries for concerts, but it's clear that I improvised quite liberally. I should be able to easily remove the wire-wrap scythe and replace it for a Grucifix for a future concert.

Would have placed this on a mannequin for better shots, but I currently do not own one albeit I plan to buy one soon.

[lislemons]

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.