"You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere."
~ Ursula K. Le Guin, The Dispossessed: An Ambiguous Utopia
6 years ago, four Uchiha children disappeared from the Hidden Leaf without a trace. In the present, their village is unrecognizable from how it once was.
When Shisui captains a mission to the Land of Waves, he selects three teams to go. But doesn’t account for the stowaways, three of whom are twelve and one of whom is the family cat.
The mission spirals further once they run into Itachi’s old Anbu captain, his Genin team, and mercenaries from the Mist.
The four Uchiha realize that it might be time to stop running, to face their fears, and confront the man who’s destroyed their village. After all, Shisui’s still missing an eye, and you know what? He wants it back.
It’s time to return to the Hidden Leaf.
Status: Being Rewritten; Old Version Still Up
Means
Fandom: Naruto
"The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means."
~ Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven
The end of the Third Shinobi War.
The reign of the Fourth Hokage.
Rin Nohara wants to die.
Desperate to keep Kakashi alive, Rin follows him into the ANBU. But one girl's desperation can't prevent the tragedies that follow.
Status: Being Written; Not Posted
Five Weddings and A Funeral
Fandom: Mo Dao Zu Shi
"To oppose something is to maintain it... You must go somewhere else; you must have another goal; then you walk a different road."
~ Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness
The Sunshot Campaign is over.
At Jinlintai, Jin Guangshan is found dead. Jin Zixuan has succeeded his father, and now heads a sect in complete disarray. Madam Jin has banished Jin Guangyao from Lanling, and no one seems to know what for or where’s he gone.
At Lotus Pier, Wen Qing appears asking for assistance, and Wei Wuxian's actions force Jiang Cheng's hand.
Across the cultivation world, things are changing, and everyone must be ready for it.
Status: Being Written; Not Posted
Get Ready, Get Set
Fandom: Trigun
"No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars."
reading the first story I ever wrote after almost five years is like it's so bad, but it got me here, but it's legit awful, but it gives me hope I can always get better, but dear god is it poorly written
Non-writers don't understand how much of writing is just googling things like "when was the croissant invented" for worldbuilding reasons and staring off into the distance.
♂ Sizhui — He favors Wen Clan techniques, which Wen Ning taught him. He’s decent at Lan forms too, but he doesn’t really like Jiang techniques.
♀ Huaming — My triple threat. She’s the perfect mix of the three. Because she and Sizhui grew up together since they were babies, Wen Ning ended up teaching her Wen sword techniques too.
♀ Qianhong — She’s Wei Wuxian’s child through and through. She heavily favors the techniques of the Jiang Clan.
♂ Aoshuang — If Qianhong is WWX’s, then Aoshuang is LWJ’s. He basically exclusively uses Lan Clan techniques.
♀ Manmu — Mostly Lan, but more Jiang than Wen.
♀ Suoyu — Mostly Lan, but more Wen than Jiang.
i don’t understand why some fanfiction writers will put all of their work in one giant paragraph. i am constantly abusing a paragraph break. i use it every five seconds. new subject? new paragraph. slightly different angle? new paragraph. any sentence that holds any amount of weight? boom new paragraph. i will use one word then do another paragraph break. you can’t stop me.
Babe, Wake Up! Final Chapter Titles For Five Weddings and A Funeral Just Dropped
Prologue: Sent to the Second Circle
Book I: Curse of the Lan
Chapter 1: Stop All the Clocks
Chapter 2: The Haunting of Liu Anning
Chapter 3: Xiaobie Sheng Xinhun
Chapter 4: Meet or Part, Live or Die. We've Made Oath, You, and I
Book II: Jin and Jiang
Chapter 5: On the Love of the Lotus
Chapter 6: To Make Up and Go on Stage
Chapter 7: Eighteen Changes
Chapter 8: Three Letters and Six Etiquettes
Chapter 9: Golden Boys and Jade Maidens
Book III: Search for Madam Jiang
Chapter 10: The Jiang Heirs
Chapter 11: Sanbao Shengshou
Chapter 12: The Most Ineligible Bachelor in the Cultivation World
Chapter 13: Home Is Where the Heart Is
Book IV: Sparks Amidst Snow
Chapter 14: Hell Hath No Fury
Chapter 15: Like An Orchid
Chapter 16: Su She and the Dreaded Cousin
Chapter 17: The Youngest of Jin Guangshan's (Known) Children
Chapter 18: To Bring Down Disasters
Book V: Madam Nie and the Demonic Beasts
Chapter 19: Man of Qi Fears the Sky Falling
Chapter 20: To Save a Sect Leader
Chapter 21: This *Might* Mean War
Chapter 22: A Pearl in the Palm
Book VI: Where Rolling Clouds Meet Blooming Lotuses
Chapter 23: Jin Twin Tai
Chapter 24: Sick as a… [Screaming]
Chapter 25: Spirit and Soul Upside Down
Chapter 26: When the Seas Run Dry and the Stones Go Soft
Book VII: Xifu Lang Sect
Chapter 27: He'll Be Coming *Down* The Mountain When He Comes
Chapter 28: Nothing Seek, Nothing Find
Chapter 29: Sanxing in Lanling
Chapter 30: East, West, Home's Best
Epilogue: As It Began
Extras
Extra 1: A Wei Family Holiday
Extra 2: Haolu
Extra 3: Black Sheep
Extra 4: The Ghost's Bride
Extra 5: Beauty Unmatched in Her Generation
Alright! Sorry for being so absent today! I was building a tool so you can all check your own names on demand.
I am asking that you not talk about it on Hugging Face. I'm sure word will get there eventually, but I'd like to avoid them accessing this as much as possible. Feel absolutely free to spread around Tumblr.
AO3 search tool is here! Use page 1 to search scraped fics by username. Use page 2 to search by work ID (which you'll need to do if you're looking for an anonymous work).
Or you can use this version, which is strongly recommended if you've published more than about 20 fics on the username you're searching.
If you're unsure which to use:
The first link is better if your entire username is a common word. For example, if you're username is just "bread" then you probably can't search yourself in the second link. The first version is way slower, so I recommend trying the second link first and using the first link as a backup option if the second fails.
The first link contains a page to search by work ID. This is good if you have an anonymous or orphaned fic, since that's not going to appear by searching your username.
The second link is better if you have a LOT of fics. It will give you a count of fics so you don't have to add them up. It will show the top 2,000 work results found.
If you have more than 2,000 published works, first off, I am jealous of your motivation. But second, that won't display right on the public version of the tools. You can send an ask or DM to have me do a custom search for you if you have more than 2,000 total works under 1 username.
You can also ask or DM if your entire username is a common word, because you're likely to get drowned out of the search results in that case. Try the tool first, but if it returns a lot of author results for your search, and YOUR name isn't in the results, ask me! There's a decent chance you're in there, but one of the tool's weak points is searching extremely common words.
In case this post breaches containment: this is a tool that only has access to the work IDs, titles, author names, chapter counts, and hit counts of the scraped fics for this most recent scrape discovered in April 2025. There is no other work data in this tool. This never had the content of your works loaded to it, only info to help you check if your works were scraped. If you need additional metadata, I can search my offline copy for you if you share a work ID number and tell me what data you're looking for. I will never search the full work text for anyone, but I can check things like word counts and tags.
Please come yell if the tool stops working, and I'll fix as fast as I can. Version 1 is slow as hell, but it does load eventually. Give it up to 10 minutes, and if it seems down after that, please alert me via ask! Anons are on if you're shy. Version 2 typically loads results within 1 minute and handles most users well.
On mobile, enable screen rotation and turn your phone sideways. It's a litttttle easier to use like that. It works better if you can use desktop.
Some FAQs below the cut:
"What do I need to do now?": At this time, the main place where this dataset was shared is disabled. As far as I'm aware, you don't need to do anything, but I'll update if I hear otherwise. If you're worried about getting scraped again, locking your fics to users only is NOT a guarantee, but it's a little extra protection. There are methods that can protect you more, but those will come at a cost of hiding your works from more potential readers as well.
"I don't want to know!": This tool is 100% optional. If you don't want to know, simply don't click the link. You are totally welcome to block me if it makes you feel more comfortable.
"Can I see the exact content they scraped?": Nope, not through me. I don't have the time to vet every single person to make sure they are who they say they are, and I don't want to risk giving a scraped copy of your fic to anyone else. If you really want to see this, you can find the info out there still and look it up yourself, but I can't be the one to do it for you.
"Are locked fics safe?": Not safe, but so far, it appears that locked fics were scraped less often than public fics. The only fics I haven't seen scraped as of right now are fics in unrevealed collections, which even logged-in users can't view without permission from the owner.
"My work wasn't a fic. It was an image/video/podfic.": You're safe! All the scrape got was stuff like the tags you used and your title and author name. The work content itself is a blank gap.
"It's slow.": Unfortunately, a 13 million row data dashboard is always going to be on the slow side. I think I've done everything I can to speed it up, but it may still take up to 10 minutes to load. It's faster if you can use desktop, but it should work on your phone too.
"My fic isn't there.": If it was published after March 15th, 2025, that was likely after all of the scraping took place. Otherwise, from what I can tell so far, the scraper's code just... wasn't very good, so most likely, your fic was missed by random chance. I am continuing to look for methods to reduce the chances of a work getting scraped anyway, and I will share on this blog if/when I find something that works.
Thanks to everyone who helped with the cost to host the tool! I appreciate you so so so much. As of this edit, I've received more donations than what I paid to make this tool so you do NOT need to keep sending money. (But I super appreciate everyone who did help fund this! I just wanna make sure we all know it's all paid for now.)
(Made some quick edits to the post on 04-May-2025 to update information a bit!)