Welcome to my mind.

[nyc40z]

[catchymemes]

[vaspider]

Hey @mistresskabooms do you think something like this would work for us?

[exceptionallyautistic]

@candidlyautistic check this out! :o

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is pretty cool!

[auressea]

For my peeps with executive dysfunction!  

You can even make it double sided! 

Fabulous for breaking large/intimidating goals into bite-sized-bits

[somadyoucouldbite]

Oh my -god-

[masamunearts]

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT IDEA OP

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[cantnotknope]

There are so many levels to this joke. 

[thegr8sur5]

Everything in my life is so great I just am so happy

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[sourpatchniggas-deactivated2016]

Whenever I see this shit I just reblog 💀💀💀💀 what type of satanic bitch made this

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

I fucking hate y'all ugh

[ralphhoward-deactivated20180509]

Can’t even chance it

[oakandamethyst-blog]

I’m so sorry but mom in protecting you

[the-obscure-impala-deactivated2]

I’m not even sorry

[alittle-wildflower]

Not even risking it. I love my mum!!

[sxndxr-study-deactivated2017092]

jfc sorry but i love my ama

[creatingbliss]

I’m sorry guys but my mum is my heart

[phoenixs-princess-deactivated20]

Hey sorry guys but i cant risk this my mum may be crazy and we might not always get along but there is no way im losing my mum for anything.

[littleladyadventure]

Sorry 🙊 gotta post

[genderfluidregressors-blog]

Hey Mommy Domme counts too little cuties.

[bubblebbaths]

Too paranoid for this ish

[pinterestisdabae-deactivated201]

Oh noes not risking

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

I’m so sorry followers

[callmeoncette]

This is probably my 5th time reblogging this

[agentphilcoulsonmemes-deactivat]

Sorry guys, but I only have one parent left - my mom. And I’m not risking this.

[sexylibrarian1]

Sorry. Mom drives me nuts, but I love her. Sorry guys.

[sassygayassassin]

welp here we go again

[wafffffffffffle]

If you don’t love your mom, try to.. she is and will be the most important person in your life no matter what happened in the passed, what might be happening right now, or whatever might happen in the future. Nothing will ever change and I hope none of you will ever forget that.. or her!! ☺️❤️

[dalaminaubis]

Blessings to all the Moms.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thegr8sur5]

High top Air Force ones

Lightly worn, price negotiable, fits like a women’s 7

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[thegr8sur5]

Adidas Trainers

Worn once, price negotiable

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[thegr8sur5]

White platform converse

White platform converse , worn 2x! Price negotiable

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[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[lifeofabiologymajor]

[notquitenightingale-blog]

Reblog if you’re a Nurse, in Nursing School, or are a pre-Nursing major!

I need more nurses to follow!

[confessionsofapicunurse]

I didn’t expect to find inspiration in my department’s bathroom, but I’m sure glad I did

[pathcend]

[pathcend]

Are you familiar with the effects of Testosterone on both men AND women?

[bob-belcher]

[beend0ver]

When it’s both.

[afrorevolution]

I’ve been saying this! I feel a bit better than before tho but still.