Drink with me...to gaaays...gone biiiiii!

My duty's to the law! I'm a real adult and I'm tired. Sci-fi is good, so is musicals, chocolate and sleeping forever. Things I vibe with include: Barbershop, Gilbert and Sullivan, Babylon 5, gay, Dinosaurs, science, poetry, M*A*S*H, Red Dwarf, Geology, Star Trek, Stargate, Roller Derby, singing, palaeontology, Les Miserables, Terry Pratchett, Horrible Histories, Welcome to Night Vale, Pacific Rim, D & D, Critical Role, The Adventure Zone, Lazytown, Whose Line Is It Anyway? and many more wonderful things. NSFW BLOG (HA!)

[sn0otchie]

[miss-holloways]

someone please stop naming these characters so similarly 😭 ↳ bonus:

[somesonofabitch]

The fact that this is canon is wild

[areyousanta]

My Boy

[jeanritchie]

something something im half female but its on my dads side so it doesn’t count

[somesonofabitch]

This is my favorite panel in the manga

[melancholy-lute]

I am thy bride! Make thou the very most Of such poor comfort as those words may hold. Proclaim thy victory – say to thyself, “She is my bride – I wrung an oath from her. With miserable lies – she is my bride! She saved my wretched life, and in return I poison hers – but still she is my bride. She shudders at my all-polluting touch – She loathes my mean and miserable soul: What matters it, so that she be my bride?”

Broken Hearts, W. S. Gilbert

[melancholy-lute]

That was the intention!

[roymancatholicmustang]

Yet wives there be So weary worn, I trow, That they would scarce complain, So that they could In half an hour attain To widowhood, No matter how! No matter how! O weary wives Who widowhood would win, Rejoice, rejoice, that ye have time To weary in. O weary wives Who widowhood would win, Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice, O weary, weary wives, rejoice!

(Good ol' Yeoman!)

[melancholy-lute]

Yes, and:

PHŒBE. Oh, father, he discovered our secret through my folly, and the price of his silence is – WILFRED. Phœbe’s heart. PHŒBE. Oh, dear, no – Phœbe’s hand. WILFRED. It’s the same thing! PHŒBE. Is it?

[greencheekconure27]

And the great thing is, this is both Wilfred/Phoebe AND Elsie/Fairfax

Oh sure, Elsie loves *Leonard* for now, but she only agreed to the marriage in the first place because she was poor and desperate and her mother was dying.And would she really have any choice at all had *Leonard* and Fairfax not turned out to be the same person? Very likely none- it's done, she is his wife, nobody would've stopped him from taking her away, and it's established she refuses to cheat or run away because she can't reconcile it with her personal ethics/honour.

And Fairfax very much gives off the impression of feeling entitled to her despite having done nothing to get her specifically to marry him.He sees her as an inconvenience until he discovers she's hot, after which he immediately proceeds to mess with her head to test the "loyalty" he believes she owes him.Would he have backed out had Elsie refused him in act 2 finale? Mine is a heart of massive rock, unmoved by sentimental shock!

So yes, he did very much "wring an oath from her". Miserable lies, too,- to her about his identity, to Jack re: helping court her, to the Meryll family etc etc. And Elsie's in love but she's not stupid, how long until she gets over the shock of her wedding and starts to question it all?

[shirtsthatgohard]

[dancinghannigram]

flea-biting is a sign of companionship :) - thank u therexorcist for uploading the one video i havent been able to get out of my head since 2020 (X)

[inkskinned]

I hope one day someone looks at you like you look at the moon.

[dailycupofcreativitea]

:)

[thegrandr]

Mooooooooooooooon!

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

In the woods somewhere

[dailycupofcreativitea]

LEAVE HIM ALONE Y’ALL HE WAS SAD WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT  😭🙏 😭🙏 😭🙏 😭🙏 😭🙏 (Based off of a meme)

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Saw this joke in a tiktok and immediately had to stop the proper comic I was drawing and draw this XD 

In other words the Namek saga was the best saga :D

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[magicratfingers]

how can you tell

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Werewolf Regency story where part of courting is a full moon ball to meet the eligible gentlemen as their wolf selves to be certain you are still a fine match.

Instead of a dance card, you have a trotting card. Gentlemen fill in a spot to have you ride on their backs and trot around the grounds, all well within view of all chaperones.

Werewolves don't talk the same, so particularly well-educated young ladies have training in dialects. Should a young lady be a werewolf herself, she is welcome to attend in her wolf form, though required to carry a fan to signal she is a lady.

If a gentleman and a lady wolf wish to trot, they do so under the same supervision as the wolf and human pairs, but they trot side-by-side.

There is no nuzzling between wolves until an engagement has been secured.

[awildshinjiappears]

[chushanye]

she did it.