State Certified Shitposter of Amestris

#1 Hohenheim Hater

[emziess]

Maybe you should read the machine it's rights. Sawyer & Juliet LOST, S06E18

[somesonofabitch]

You're never going to convince me that this isn't grown up live action Ed and Winry

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

Update

[nudistcat]

Observation: all of these are freak4freak relationships. They recognize and accept, even revel in, each other's weirder and darker impulses.

[charlesoberonn]

Oh yeah. A lot of them also involve at least one outcast/misfit

[the-haiku-bot]

Oh yeah. A lot of

them also involve at least

one outcast/misfit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[somesonofabitch]

Quick, someone add Royai

[somesonofabitch]

Envy fighting Ling: "I'm not going down at the hands of a weakling like you!"

Ed: "There are stronger Lings???"

[somesonofabitch]

It's super messy, but I'm posting it anyway.

Day 12 of FMABuary. Prompt "Rest".

For these poor babies resting in peace

[somesonofabitch]

Hello yes hi,

(Even tho the funny extras arent canon) Arakawa legitimately wrote Edward Elric exclaiming "Yee-Hawing" in excitement like the absolutely alchemically prodigal redneck that he is and I need to see more rootin tootin-wot in tarnation- hold my beer-gitter dun- Elrics.

"Human kind ain't gettin nothin' if-in ya'll ain't first give somethin in return. Look it, theres More than one way to skin a cat but you gotta have a cat to begin with, ya hear? That there is alchemys first law of Equivalent Exchange. And I'll tell you what, back in those days, we really did think that was some sure shit right there."

[ajltheavacado]

Me, writing like 3 sentences of the fanfic I've been ignoring for weeks:

[somesonofabitch]

Only found out about “fmabruary” today, but wanted to jump in.

So today is day 11- “Uniform”

After seeing Ed dye hi hair with alchemy in 03, I always thought Ed would be the type to dress up as Mustang for Halloween just to make fun of him (and actually do a pretty good impression of him ). And Al winry would have to do is pull her hair up, Best couple costume ever.

(Bonus, I like to think Breda and Havoc really wanted to include Al, so they went as the scarecrow, the cowardly lion, and the tin man)

[somesonofabitch]

I'm gonna need a Gravity Falls AU where Hohenheim is Ford Pines and Homunculus is Bill Cipher.

[hyolks]

Hi everyone!! Here's the prompt list, a whole two months early!! :D 

Fmabruary is something I did this past February as a challenge to myself to draw something everyday, and FMA was a theme voted on by my followers! I was a little cruel to myself by trying to make a piece within a whole day, start to finish, with just whatever idea I came up with whenever I sat down to draw-- it really dragged by the end of the month... but this year, it's different! Armed with a prompt list and now two months to prep, I also invite you to join me!!! :D

Although I plan on doing every single day with a finished piece, feel free to do literally whatever you want!! A couple of days, a couple of sketches, out of order, any medium... literally anything. You can ignore the prompts too!! Let's just make February 2025 a month of FMA appreciation :3 

There are no rules for participating!! All I ask is that you tag any posts with #fmabruary2025 so that we can all see each other's art!! 

Let me know if you have any questions!! And, since I know it's coming: Halcyon means "a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful"! Sorry to drop a vocab word on the prompt list...!! I liked it too much to sub it out @_@

Good luck y'all!!! Let's have fun in February!! :')

[somesonofabitch]

Found this entirely too late

[honeybee2807]

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

[somesonofabitch]

[gabrielislovegabrielislife]

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

[aiphelix]

Learning to create again~

Based on my favorite scenario i thought of where Ed uses art and probably? music as well? to rehabilitate his arm~

[somesonofabitch]

I HAD THIS SAME IDEA AND I LOVE IT

[areyousanta]

He so Pretty

[somesonofabitch]

He needs an ankle monitor

[shocotate]

Transmuted Thing / 錬成したモノ

[somesonofabitch]

Me irl

[ilovepannacotta]

I really like when Ed is "i'm gonna kill your entire family" while Ling is "heart eyes"

* disappears for another week *

[roymustangifs]

[thebaddragon]

I know it's terrible, but...

Anyone else ever see the image of the firefighter who rescued the cat during a fire, and the cat looked traumatized on the man's arms?

White cat, blue eyes, laying its head down like it cannot get the fire out of its mind?

Long story short - anyone know and can share any art with Fullmetal in Flame's arms? Maybe after the Promise Day crap, maybe after Nina.

Links to art are appreciated. Stories to rec are also appreciated!

Just looking for hurt/comfort. I'm in a Whump!Ed mood...

[somesonofabitch]

I was gonna ask which one you were talking about, but I've decided that it's the one on the right because it is significantly more in character.