Slightly less ignorant then I used to be

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[benrey-bone-god]

Pikachu is a bad pokemon because he didn’t help sonic in sonic adventure 

[abandoned-account-for-rping]

So, if you’re like me and work in a place with public bathrooms, you most likely have seen this shit before. Some racist fuck graffiti’d up your bathroom with nazi bullshit with a permanent marker.

Tired of this bullshit? Me too, so I’m gonna show you how to get rid of it nice and quick! 

The tools you need: A cleaner appropriate for the surface, the appropriate tool to to wipe said surfaces, and the crucial piece: A dry erase marker.

It’s embarrassingly easy to get rid of and is gonna make those nazi fucks upset that we don’t tolerate their bullshit. 

Just grab your marker…

…and draw over it

then you spray it with your cleaner and then… wipe

ta-fucking-da

now you too can use your new-found hack to get rid of sharpie graffiti

remember kids: fuck fascists, fuck nazis and racists, and fuck white supremacy 

[onceiwashere]

people on here give yoda a lot of shit and say that he was a bad mentor but i’d like to contest that Yoda is and has always been cool as hell and the real problem was that in the days of the Republic he was forced into a shitty managerial position, where he had to worry about paperwork and massive unauthorized clone orders and vetting chosen ones and shit like that when really all he wanted all along was to be a delightfully shitty impish little grandpa living in a hut giving cryptic advice to teenagers 

Like remember that episode of the Clone Wars where the jedi council finally tries to put yoda in a retirement home because he starts talking to Qui Gon’s ghost and yoda calls anakin over like “hmmm…. friends, we are, young skywalker. help me escape this silly place, you must. in it for you, a handful of Werther’s Originals is” like that’s who Yoda is, at his core, and the stifling weight of Force monk bureaucracy took that away from him

[onceiwashere]

Hand to god if all of the like administrative work of running the Jedi Order had been left to someone just slightly more competent and business savvy like IDK Mace Windu or Plo or Luminara or even That One Guy Who’s Allowed To Fuck and yoda had been allowed to scamper off and just like, occasionally impart funny wisdom to jedi children and cheekily break all of the rules in front of them, this Darth Vader shit would have NEVER happened. Instead Anakin would have had the fun-loving, devil may care, “as long as in the house, you do it, young Skywalker” Bad Grandpa influence he desperately needed to balance out frazzled and terminally high-strung Teen Dad Kenobi

[onceiwashere]

Anakin is out on one of the Temple balconies just stewing angrily about his sexual frustration towards Padmé and how Obi-Wan keeps warning him that he will be expelled from the Jedi order and then thrown into a big pit of lava if he ever even talks to a girl and that makes him sad and angry and emotionally confused, when he notices tiny little old man Yoda’s hobbling over to stand next to him with a knowing expression on his face.

“Forbidden emotional attachments, we both have,” Yoda winks at him and pulls out a box of cigarettes. “To nicotine, mine is” 

[onceiwashere]

“Wish to save your mother from a life of unlawful bondage on Planet Shit, you do. Very well. Feel like being bad, I do. Tell anyone I am helping you, you must not. Murder me, the rest of the Council would. ;)”

[misteryada]

@trans-chandra

[dancing-thru-clouds]

Okay, this is the best distillation of Yoda as a base person I have ever found. I mean, when you get that old, you kinda run out of fucks to give, eh?

[systlin]

“Fucks to give, I have not.” 

[mmichaelscofield]

Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

[flukeoffate]

Billy the pony was a fucking pair of humans. Fuck everything. My life is a lie.

[ay-parcamm]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

I don’t even care that this video is an advertisement. The kind of spirit the man in this story portrays is the kind of spirit which we should all strive for. 💚

[renthebarbarian]

Being a good person just for the sake of it. Imagine that.

[bae-in-maine]

This has always been when of my all time favorite commercials. And I never fail to cry.

[van-arts]

I just have to reblog this, this is my most favorite ads for years, I saw this ad first time around 7/8 years ago and not even trying to exaggerating, this ad has been my inspiration ever since then, far before PMA 💚

[quietjosie]

What if we all followed that guy’s example? Imagine how less intimidating this world would be…

[beivfac]

Everyone post ur favorite alphonse elric i’ll start:

Alphonse, 1 year old

[glazedasterism]

Fuck yeah!

[avarictual-archive]

marilyn elric 👀

[ponyosea-archive]

Beach boy

[criis55]

Yeah, but look at this boy… His face… I can’t…

[endorphinmachine]

something about this boy radiates an intense positive energy

[xingmetal-remade]

i hope its okay i have many favorite als

[electrictype]

BRO……

[catgirlalchemist]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Guys I finally found it

the best post on tumblr

[rumpcrunch-deactivated20210804]

@ashtheshortstack

[kexezi-art]

Recent Commission of Vyrahime! This character has such an awesome color palette!

[kexezi-art]

HEY EVERYONE! Follower Contest! All you have to do to enter is follow my blog or reblog this post!  FREE ART! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FOLLOW OR REBLOG FOR A CHANCE TO WIN!

[porterr-robinson]

[jifyyyy]

[hte-spagheti]

hey you know these comics that always have the signature cropped out

yea i found the original artist and

1, these dudes have names 2, theyre happy now 3, the dude is still making these comics

4, theres a shop

so basically what im saying is buy me pon and zi merch thanks

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

….have we really gotten to the point where people don’t remember Pon & Zi having a legitmate fanbase

[sherlockisntgay]

The man behind the powers. 

Source:

https://www.comixology.com/Superman-Grounded-Vol-1/digital-comic/337786

[sherlockisntgay]

Reblogging so more people can see this

[whelmxd]

There is no reason. Ever. 

i know it’s the first day of october, and y’all are excited that halloween is coming up. i also know that october is breast cancer awareness month

but october is also domestic violence awareness month, and that’s infinitely more important to me than spooky fun

check out what you can do here

[nightroguegonecrazy-deactivated]

#kudostoSuperman

[geeksinhats]

I don’t care if people say he’s boring, Superman is still one of my favorites

[sworntovalor]

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

[hammerhide]

WELL THEN!

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

[armeleia]

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

[baedlyweathered]

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

[samthor]

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best.  they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair,  flax, jute, silk and so forth.  heat the dye water so it is more potent.  let dry then rinse excess out in cold water.  there’s  a whole system to this. 

[mittensmcgee-deactivated2018033]

Oh my god

[triforceofdoom]

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

[brakken]

skeletons

[owlmylove]

i have no idea what i just watched but i love it

[robinftw]

ITSFUCKING TIME BITCH YES MY FUVKING SONG IS U P A GAIN FUVK ME HALLOWEEN

[kyan-kyan]

Date: 01.10.18

Time: 00:00

ITS TIME

[minero-tan]

Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

[memesandlaughs]

[sizvideos]

[gkojax]

Video

[wilwheaton]

I was really into this, until the AI drew Trump’s dick.

[loisfreakinglane]

endless evidence that peter parker is most interesting as a former teen superhero defending and dispensing advice to current teen superheroes

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter Parker, by near all accounts, was the ORIGINAL teen superhero so seeing him age like this so perfectly is phenomenal and I hope all the kids listen to him because he’s so relatable.

Seriously. Team Iron Man and Team Cap America can suck it I’m Team Spider-Man.