cosmic owl

neen. 22. toronto. auditioning for the role of kicker. [she/her]

[browsedankmemes]

[bywandandsword]

I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods

[lookathernow]

Y'all are so corny with that are you a moon or a sun person, water or fire, dick or balls, do you wipe your ass before or after you take a shit. Like stop.

[totalariana]

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t want to be super rich, I just want to make enough money that I can set up an automatic direct debit for all of my bills without fear of insufficient funds, and then forget about them forever.

[dentureteeth-deactivated2015122]

is there a scholarship for trying

[2ad]

13 Reasons Why you all need a conventionally attractive white girl to make you realise ppl are suffering 

[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website

[gaylyy]

you know a show is good when you willingly watch it even though there’s no lesbians in it.

[tamper]

[thegreatandterribleten]

i feel like if i just stick to the trees and the mountains and the rivers, i'll be just fine

[hvrleyquinn]

it was super hard for me to figure out I liked girls because I always thought my feelings were just like… intense friendship

like when I was 15 me and my best friend made out because we wanted to know what it’s like and I was super attracted to her and all I could think was ‘wow, what a beautiful, profound friendship’

[liamoige-deactivated20201102]

[shirleyjacksons]

how come straight women can do shit like “woman crush wednesday” and not have their Straight Credentials™ questioned but if a lesbian so much as looks at a man and agrees he’s moderately aesthetically pleasing, we have to all but swear on the bible in front of a judge that we’re actually gay

[shirleyjacksons]

me (a lesbian): i’m a lesbian

a straight person, crawling through my bedroom window at 3 in the morning: if you’re so “lesbian” then how come on the evening of january 17, 2017 you reblogged a picture of john boyega with the tags “i saw a man so beautiful i started crying” 👀👀👀 explain

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

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[flowersinoctober]

he doesn’t like it

[weavemama]

THE STUDENT ATHLETE MEMES ARE WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[ladytudorrose]

The sad thing is I know like six people like this.

[bisexualwario]

rise n grind

[sappho-official]

[beyondgoodand-evil-blog-deactiv]